Had an embarrassing morning

[Roberta]

Ollie the older  ...............iz got STUCK inda bunny bush ........my auntie janie heard me wuff    in a funny way and said to mummy I did not sound normal  :idiot:.............duh whats dat mean. anyways day came and tried to get me to come outta da bush  :xfinger:, but sheesh my butt don't turn dat easy now so mum had to plough her way in and lift me,and in case she dropped me she hannnnded me to my auntie and dat twat poodle  :idiot: kept tellin me go out here.......but my butt don't move as easy  ,  young un.
Ollie
mum here: all I can say is Oliver being Oliver at ANY age.............twat.

[papbouv]

Did you see any Bunnies while  in the bush ? Patches that would have made it worth getting stuck.