There's been a crime!!!!! Help solve the mystery...

Started by Tristan, November 03, 2010, 01:51:59 PM

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Tristan

Dear frends I fear dat dere has been a crime in my very own household!!!!!!

The following images were captured after the event but I feel dese pictures are cirkumstanshall evedence of the TRUE kulprit. I feer my deer frends dat I was da viktim of a set up and der's a reel risk of getting into trubble one of dese days as Ivy's cunning and stealth improves - I'm keeping dese pictures to help my case later on iffin I need to.

Picture 1 - The suspect - seen in the visinity of da crime wif white stuff in her mouf (mum shooda collected dat for forenzic evedence)

Picture 2 - da crime!!!!

Picture 3 - the suspect always returns to the scene of the crime!!!!!

Picture 4 - the suspect laffs in the face of inspector mummy when confrunted

Roberta

Oliver here Tris, Iz know, its ALWAYS da black and tans, long or short haired dat dooooooooo thing and us goldens that get da blame. Us quiet ones again always  get da finggy pointed at us.
Oliver.
Roberta, Nick,  Oliver and Ella  and watched over by Emma, Angus, Ingrid and Amy

otherwise known as "Da Gang Down under"

Totally and wholly addicted to Dachshounds

Barb

Oh Lordy.....FRAMED....

:2funny: :2funny: :2funny:  (sorry, but I belly laughed out loud  :grin: )
Owned by Rudy, Toby, Mary, Holly, Brandy-Angel
Rescue one, Adopt one, SAVE one !
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BonniesMom

Oh dear!  Um, Tris it doesn't look good for you.  You WERE sitting on the evidence, you know.   :nana:

Can we get a lawyer heah???  Where's Lawyer High Jinx when we need him?  Oh Mr. Leaky!!!

Good golly that was FUNNY!   :2funny:
Mommy to the sweetest Bon Bon!

peterparker

dis is Parker: I'm pwetty sure NOT ME did dat. NOT ME sometimes sneaks in to my house and gets me in twble. You needs to start locking da doors. I hasn't seen NOT ME in my house for a while. Now I knows where he has gone.  Last time NOT ME was in my house he pooped on Mamma's chair. I fought dat was bery rude.  :dontknow: I fink he pooped on da chair cause Mamma went to a party wif Daddy. I don't know why NOT ME was so mad, I was also weft behind an I didn't fuss dat much  :confused: :doah:

DeeanDave

Oh Dear, Tris........we know that you didn't do that!  Sarge and Duggie said that the crime that happened in yer house was very similar to one that happened in our house when Earl-Angel was with us!  One of Mom's chairs (that matches the chair that has the BIG hole on the side) has a small hole which, in our house, the suspect was Earl.  Mom still has not had the chairs redone yet.......one of these days!  So, we are highly convinced that yer little sissie did the damage.....don't they know that when they commit a crime dey is suppose to get rid of the evidence!!  We believe that some of Earl-Angel's spirit has been "spirited over" to yer sissie, Ivy Menace!  After all, dey both had "Meance" in dere name!!   Sarge and Duggie
Dee & Dave owned by Duggie, Sarge-Angel, Earl-Angel, and Looie-Angel

Guinness

Quote from: BonniesMom on November 03, 2010, 04:28:10 PMOh dear!  Um, Tris it doesn't look good for you.  You WERE sitting on the evidence, you know.   :nana: Can we get a lawyer heah???  Where's Lawyer High Jinx when we need him?  Oh Mr. Leaky!!!  Good golly that was FUNNY!   :2funny:

:book1: AHEM . . .
FIRST OF ALL . . . It's DR. Leaky.  Hmmpf! :bow:

SECOND OF ALL . . . I just found out about the crime, and no has called me from Police Detention center that any pupper is being held on vandalism charges.   :nono:

Don't worry, my good man, it is I, Dr. Rumpole of the Bailey Leakey at your service. :comfort:  I'll be there just as soon as my black legal robes come back from the cleaner and my wig is powdered. :call:


ALL RIGHT WHO'S BEEN IN THE BATHROOM PLAYING WITH THE TALCUM POWDER???!???
:cussing:

UM . . . I'm late for my flight to London!  Must dash!!!
:bolt:

Never mind London - YOU'RE GOIN' TO THA MOOON, ALICE!!!! :ticked:
I'm 105 years old - cut me some slack!

Cheryl

Oh my goodness ...good thing she didn't start on that gorgeous leather sofa!!....she's adorable and I have one just like her...into everything and everything in the mouth!...

Kathleen

Oh my goodness-the whole picture set is just hysterical.  Dr. Leaky's going to have his paws full with this one!

vferraro99

 :2funny: :2funny: Sorry, but that's all I can do, laugh.  This is so common at my house, I don't even try to find the culprit anymore.

Very funny, though. :chairfall:
Vicki Ferraro, Mom to Bambi, Jewels, Pixie, Sammy Boy and Sadie
Tinha and Leonardo at the Bridge

Dee Dee and Hallie

I think the neighbors cat must have come in and done this when no one was looking, because both of those faces are way too cute to have wreaked that much havoc. LOL! That is too funny Gail!

And DR. Leaky sir...would you please get on your Mom to finish that book so I can be the first to buy it?  :2funny:
Hallie sez: Eat, drink and be hairy
www.deedeemurry.com

Ivy

Quote from: Dee Dee and Hallie on November 06, 2010, 02:34:17 PM
I think the neighbors cat must have come in and done this when no one was looking, because both of those faces are way too cute to have wreaked that much havoc. LOL! That is too funny Gail!

And DR. Leaky sir...would you please get on your Mom to finish that book so I can be the first to buy it?  :2funny:

Anty DeeDee its Trissy dat is notty all da time and he twies to get me into twubble pwetendin he is gud wen all da time he is beein bad and gettin me da bwame. Jus look into my eyes and seeeeeeeeeee I'z sucha gud gurl weally  :angel4: :angel4: :angel4: :angel4:
Ivy da Menace