Reminder to all you puppers, specially Ivy

[peterparker]

dis is Parker: Just want to reminds you puppers dat in less den two months Santa Paws is comin. Dat means you need to starts bein good as of todays. (Are you reading this Ivy?) Good puppers get stuffies, tweets, and huggers from Santa Paws. Bad puppers gets sweaters, toothbrushes, and groomin stuff like shampoo YUK!.
So as of todays no more tinklin in da house, no more destuffin da furnitures, and no more beastly behaviors!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We us all goin to eat ups our breakfast and dinners wif out beggin for mores, we is not going to pester our folks (within limits of course), we is going to get da swippers for our folks wif out chewin dem first, an we is going to be well behaved when bisiters come to da house. I ams going to twy berry hard to be a good boy dis year. Last year I gots a weally ugly sweater. 

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

Well CRUD you mean I could have been doing all those fun things all this time? Why have I been so good?? I hope Santa takes that into account and brings me something extra good.
Hope you get what you want this year Parker no more ugly sweaters!

[Ivy]

Peeter I'z bery wurried now. I'z not want no stinkin sweaty fings for Kissmuss!!!!!

I want tooooooooooooooooys and fings to kill and destuff and tweaties and cake and turkey and sparkle fings dat are made of weal dimunds and cozie snuggle bwankies and a wemote kontrol dat makes mum do wat I want all da time and a poking stick for wen Trissy is sweeping too woudly and makin da bed vibrate and my own tellyvizzyun in our pwaypen so I can wotch wat I want all nite looooong and for wen I hab fwends to sweep ober at my house and a speshul macheen dat gibs tweats wen I tuch it wif my nose and dat nose my nosepwint so dat Trissy cant get dem tweats out and a hooge big pink wibbon dat ties wound da hed for Trissy heee heeee heeee and a way-gun dat can zap peepel who kums to our house wen I'z twying to sweep or fings wike dat and sum teef made of bery hard metal so I can eat our new bed dat is too hard to bite and den I'z wantin a wabbit to pway wif cos dey smell so gud and I wood wike to chase one of dem in my libbing room wile mum is wotchin tellyvizzyun and beeing boring wif Trissy wen I wants to pway and sum fings for pwaying wif in da garden but pweese no fings wif water wike dat piddling pool dat mum MADE ME GETS WET IN wen da sunshine woz warm cos I dident wike dat one bit NO WAY. I fink I mite betta make a wist for santa paws so he nose zactly wot he has to bwing me for Kissmuss and I ament gonna gib him a kiss iffin he habs a beard eether even iffin it is Kissmuss!!!!!!!

I'z gonna twy to be gud until Kissmuss but its a bery differcult fing for a wittle gurl who needs to keep bizzy all da time. Iffin I gets a stinky sweat fing I will bite it and tare it all up and steel Trissy's pwesents heeeeheeeeeeeehee

[Dr. Beau Leaky]

Peeter I'z bery wurried now. I'z not want no stinkin sweaty fings for Kissmuss!!!!!
I want tooooooooooooooooys and fings to kill and destuff and tweaties and cake and turkey and sparkle fings dat are made of weal dimunds and cozie snuggle bwankies and a wemote kontrol dat . . . yadda, yadda, yadda . . . and steel Trissy's pwesents heeeeheeeeeeeehee

AHEM . . .

My dear Miss Menace - may I call you Ivy?

I feel compelled to speak to you about your posting, which seems to be slightly lacking in what we would refer to as the Chrstmas spirit.

That is to say, your attitude of entitlement is somewhat, er, well . . . .  I mean, the spirit of the Holiday Time is one of gratitude and loving kindness and, um, a renewed dedication to those, ah, core principles of sharing and, OH HE11'S BELLS!!  Never mind!!

Dr. Tony Robbins Leaky

[Ivy]

AHEM . . .

My dear Miss Menace - may I call you Ivy?

I feel compelled to speak to you about your posting, which seems to be slightly lacking in what we would refer to as the Chrstmas spirit.

That is to say, your attitude of entitlement is somewhat, er, well . . . .  I mean, the spirit of the Holiday Time is one of gratitude and loving kindness and, um, a renewed dedication to those, ah, core principles of sharing and, OH HE11'S BELLS!!  Never mind!!

Dr. Tony Robbins Leaky

Deer Dr Leaky

Youz can call me Ivy all da time iffin you wike. I fink dat I shood hab you on a retayner all da time as my breef anyways becos I do get sum trubble sumtimes.

I duz hab gratitood! I am gwatefool dat Trissy is slow and old and cant catch me wen I been teezing him too much LOL
I duz hab luving too cos I luv Trissy bery much wen he is beeing comfy wike a pillow and not vibrayting me outa bed wif his snoring. I luv my mummy too wen she izent beeing shouty bout stuff dat duzent matter anyways
Now wat else woz dere - erm sharing, I dunno wot dat is but is sounds wubbish - eberyfing is mine all mine all mine I tells ya

......and I'z still not gonna kiss no santa paws wif a beard on matter wot

Yoor bery gratefool cliant Ivy da Gud