Parker's rules for meeting babies

[peterparker]

Listen up, dere are some fings you doxies need to know about dem hooman babies. I has wots of xperince.

1. Dey are leakie.  :thumb: :thumb:Only clean up da leaks dat come out of da moff. Leave da udder end for the Momma's. Dey weally like cleaning dat up. Da leaks dat come out of da moff are berry yummy. :thumb: :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
2. Always be close by when dey are eatting. Dere is always yummy cleaning to do. :thumb:
3. If dem babies are getting too much ttention, and you are gettin none, look for dat bag dat come wif da baby. Dere are always toys to pway wif in it. I always sneaks da toys out and hid dem in my bed for latter. Dey has squeakie toys too. If dey are ignoring you weal bad, shred da diapers, and mark da bag wif your scent.
4. Dis is a berry serious warning... DO NOT NIP THE BABY.  :verdict: :verdict:DEY ARE ALLOWED TO PULL YOUR EARS, YANK YOUR TAIL, AND TRIP OVER YOU. DO NOT SNARL OR NIP THAT BABY!!!!!!!!!!!  :verdict: :verdict: :verdict: :verdict:Dere will be twble dat you don't want!!!! I know it's not fair, but dat is da way it is.
Just remember to mark their fings. Dat way you can still be higher if da pecking order.
5. If dem babies are pestering, go to your Mamma and ask her if you can go hide in da bedroom wif da door locked! My Mamma give me a toy when weally bad babies come visit, and lock me in da bedroom so I can be safe.

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

That is all very good advice Parker! You are very wise for such a youngster. Once a baby crawled up to me and grabbed the hair on my throat before Mom could stop it and pulled REALLY hard. I just sat still and quietly said "ow ow ow ow ow" but didn't move...Mama was very proud of me, I'd never nip or bite no matter what but she said I was so good to sit and wait and trust her to fix it. She felt so bad and said that will never happen again, now she never allows babies or toddlers near me unless she's holding me, otherwise we hafta leave because she's afraid I could get hurt or accidentally squashed! I miss the cleanin' up part though I din't know babies tasted that good I know baby goats drop food out their butts though.

[doxielady5569128]

Good advie dude!  Iz gotta member to read dese agin when my mama's firstest nephew comes in March! Wez da 'fficial babysitters for at least 2 months, so Iz gotta be weally good.   Mama sez I will like snuggling up wif him when she holds him.  We'll see.  I know I hab lots of fun when I go bisit my aunties "babies" at skool, but I neber had one in my house before.     My auntie has 8 babies!!!!   :crazyeyes: She teaches dem how to talk, an stuff like dat.    Dey are always gentle wif me and if dey start to pat me too hard Iz just look at Ma and she sabes me.