Patches and the left over hot dog buns

[papbouv]

OK Mom & Dad had some hot dogs about a week ago they had all the good stuff chili,onions.mustard & cheese. Mom had a hot dog the next day for lunch I think Dad had one too.There was 2 buns left on the table Mom thought Dad threw them away(Mom should know better than that) OK I'm a Wiener dog,always hungry so the hot dog buns went under the couch cause I knows Mom don't like to get on her knees Mr Arthur & the other is a total knee. I keeps going under the couch in a different place than usual, Mom asks me why my tail is hanging out from under the couch I's comes out chewing Mom says what is up what is under the couch I'm not talking.Is my fault them Hot Dog Buns fall off the table I was just taking care of these floor like a good Doxie vac.Mom did the un think able she gots the bigs Flash lite gets on her knees looks under the couch.Good thing I hid the Hot Dog Buns bag behind the box under the couch.I got busted because I was coming out from under the couch the Hot Dog Bun bag was stuck to me some how Mom saw it oops,Mom said I gained a pound.Patches.

I swear this dog would eat until she popped  knew she was getting heavier when I lifted her in bed at night geeish they are sneaky hubby said she got into the trash while he was in the shower. I had went to buy milk (it was $3.09 now its $3.46) gas was $2.03 yesterday now $2.05 today. Patches Mom,papbouv