Ahem.... S'cuse me?!

[doxielady5569128]

Dis is Porky Pie: Iz berry mad!!!! Firstest I overhear my mama making da appointment for my torture treatment next Friday. Then, she pulls out da treats after breakfast. I was so shocked by this I followed her. Next thing I know,  I'm standing in my ex -pen.    Then dat door slams shut. After that she brushes my teeth. I think, she never does it in here.... what's going on?! Then her missing arm returns from behind her back. And I see IT.... the horror of all horrors!!! That yucky doggie mouthwash AND nail clippers!!!! I scrambled fast as I could under my blankies. Somehow she found my toes and started chopping. Weird thing is after I stopped squealing,  I realized it didn't even hurt. So I let her finish. Then to teach her a lesson,  I eated my chopped off toes.

The worstest part of this atrocity is that I never even got that treat!!!  She said,  " I'm sorry,  but your teeth are all clean. I promise you can have this after I get home from work." Um... hello!!! Ill be starved by then!!!! I may need da assistance of the U. D. (United Dachshunds) .

[Brekkesmom]

Psst!  Porky - we are probably not gonna be much help to you since we had breakfast biscuits and are in the midst of our morning nap, but does the withholding of your treat mean you didn't get anything to eat this morning?  That's just wrong!  We think a petition to have the treat first - as a "pre-reward" might be a good idea to start with.  What kind of toothpaste do you get?  Ours is chicken-flavored, and we don't mind it too much.  We have a Pedi-Paws, and the hoomom uses that on us, and we all kinda like it, except Rowan who runs and hides.  Sorry you are suffering, dude!

[doxielady5569128]

I had to wait for the treat acuz da mouthwash sez I cant est or drink for a hour after! I DID get the breakfast but missed second breakfast. Maybe its cause my mama doesn't know about second breakfast yet. I have the vanilla mint toothpaste and it tastes good. We also have da PediPaws, but its scary!!! I do bedda with the barbaric toe chopper. If mama has lots of time (a.k.a. the whole day)  she will use da PediPaws.

[Roberta]

firstly Mate.........Iz agree dat wuz APawling. I'm a senior cit so creeping up is easy, but da pen thats not dachie, iz wiff ya buddy.


Amy here ya big wusses, I squeal like a stuffed pig alllllllllllllllllda time and dad backs off quick............mum she wised up lonnnnnnnnngtime ago, got toes done last month humf and I nebber get treats, unlike dough boy he gets second breakie down da hill wiff da poodle and da udder one. poor me don;t get much. Mummmmmmmmmmmmmm
da gang

[papbouv]

Patches here mean annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnds mys bruther has  beens sliding bys from the dremels my grandmuthers pasted aways so everybodies has been too busy to do the toes so wes been keepings quite abouts it no toes done is fines with us.
I's beens puney todays did not evens eats my breakfasts moms worried so hope I 's do betters in the mornings. Patches.

[doxielady5569128]

Patches,   I hopes you feel better!!!    I trieded hiding da clippers but my mama always catches me. Oh well its not dat bad. Its more traumatic to go to da vet and take a nap. Den yous wakes up with missing toes!!!! Makes me wonder what else Dey takes when I go to sleep dere. 

[papbouv]

I's feels betters ate all my food today even lettuce which I loves. Patches