I was incarcerated

[peterparker]

dis is Parker an I had da most terrible weekend. It all started weally good, and I was a weally good boy. We went to da cottage and I was weally good. I neber been to a cottage before an it smelled wonderful. Old, moldy, and weally good. Momma and Daddy took me for long walkies on da beach, I went to a campfire and had long walk in da forrest. It was perfect. Den Momma and Daddy started puttin on some fancy dudes. Dis is neber a good sign. And dey had a will fancy present da wasn't for me wif cakes, rings and stuff on da paper. Not good. But den dey packed up da car and took me wif dem........and dropped me off at prison.  It was terrible and I was weally scarred. I didn't do nofin wrong. I didn't kwill anything like Oliver or anyfing. I was really a good boy. Well dere was odder dogs dere, an dey barked and barked , an I jus lay in my bed an trembled. Da warden lady gave me some food and water but I wouldn't touch dat stuff. She took me for a walkies but I didn't do an of da business. I just trembled. Finally the prison lady called my Momma on her cell phone  an Momma and Daddy were dwunk. Momma said she would find a sober dwiver and come get me, but da prison lady said she would bring me since it was just down da road. Momma said dat would be okay an since da reception party was outside and on a private estate it would be okay. So da prison lady brought me to my Momma and I gots to party all night and den we had to walk backs to our cottage. Good fing dey had me or dey would have been lost goin thru the forrest. Da prison lady eben stayed for da party an she seemed a lot nicer once I was wif my Momma. I just don't understand why I was in jail. I am a berry good boy an da last fing I killed was dat baby bird when I was a pupper an didn't know any bedder. Hmmmph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Kelly]

How are you doing Parker? All of us in Northern Illinois is trying to stay cool! Have a good week little buddy!

[Leslie]

And I best you were just loved on all night, too. SWEET! What was da mudder thinkin'?!?!?

[peterparker]

How are you doing Parker? All of us in Northern Illinois is trying to stay cool! Have a good week little buddy!

It is berry hot here in Southern Ontario. I am working as a life guard for our backyard pool. I race around the deck making sure everybody is safe, and not running. It's very hard work. Sometimes Momma makes me swim to cool off. I don't like swimming. Only labs swim. I am NOT a LAB. I'm a wiener!!!!!! My legs are too short!!!!
Hope all you puppers are stayin cool.   Parker

[BonniesMom]

Oh Parker, so sorry for your prison term.  It sure can be scary when there's big barky doggers and no mommy or papa.  Sounds like you scored afterwards though with the partay!  I bet you were a very popular guest.  As for swimming?  I'm in agreeance with you on that one.  Swimming = PHOOEY!  You are NOT a LAB and I am NOT a BUNNY!  Hrrrrrrumph!

BOnnie (not BUnnie)

[papbouv]

Glad  you gots to goes to the pardy and gets some loving from your mean Mommy sometimes they thinks yous ares betters off in jail than with thems just do not understannnds mpomms and daddys sometimes. Patches