It's tornado season! Time to brush up on the Dr. Leaky Rating System!

[Dr. Beau Leaky]

AHEM . . .

Remember to refer to the Dr. Leaky Hurricane/Tornado Rating System:

Tropical Storm - Yorkies blown into next yard.  Mini Dachshunds lift their leg and get knocked down.

* Hurricane One - Yorkies become airborne projectiles.  Mini dachshunds flatten into ditch and refuse to come.  Standards refuse to go outside.  Border collies fail to comprehend the fuss.

* Hurricane Two - Yorkies - gone.  Mini doxies - gone.  Standards - under your bed.  Border collies - trying to fetch tree limbs flying by.  Dobermans on full alert for windblown burglars.  Mastiffs sleeping.

* Hurricane Three - Yorkies - gone.  Minis - gone.  Standards, house and bed - gone.  Border collies - fetching trees becoming problematic.  Dobermans - remain on guard duty where front door used to be.  Mastiffs - still sleeping in former den.

* Hurricane Four - Yorkies land in Illinois, rescued by local shelter.  Minis and standards - last seen up I-95 north of Elkton, Maryland.  Border collies - trying to herd zoo animals on loose.  Dobermans - on guard for looters at concrete foundation of former home.  Mastiffs - staying put in the former den, practicing the L@@K, "I had NOTHING to do with THIS mess!!"

Let's all be extra careful out there.

Dr. Phil Esterhaus Leaky 
(Bonus point if you can identify him!)

[auntydoxzz]

Replying to this one because it took forever to remember right words to search for it. Also suspect that some members here have not seen it.
Also admit its a bit cheering since in the midwest this is NOT tornado season. Its more like turn into a popsicle in 1-2 minutes outside!!  Predicted wind chill in next 24 hours will be down to 25-35 BELOW ZERO.