I am goin' swimmin' again

[Leslie]

Momma did not get me a floatie vest yet.  She sez she is gonna wrap me in bubble wrap and duck tape.  Duck tape sounds delishus. She sez: "Ya might be a redneck if..."

She and daddy are goin' fishin' but da rule iz I cannot go inda boat without a vest.  So I gotta stay on land. 

[papbouv]

Does not sound like fun mom needs to get a life vest so you can go too.Patches.