How come the King must have a SBD????

[SNKSMOMSUE]

Hello loyal kingdom, tis I, King Solomon.  As I was minding my own business, pondering on my GOLDEN BIRTHDAY that is coming up on August 13th - Stinky Baby Dog decided it would be good to come over and clean my teeth.  D*&# dog!  He never lets me sleep, and I always leave him alone.  And then, like he always does - he wakes me up, makes me mad, and then goes and loves on Mom.  Why can't I get any peace, I am OLD.  Does anyone want to let me sleep at there house for a while? Or, better yet - WHO WANTS STINKY BABY DOG?!?!?!  FREE TO A GOOD HOME.  Don't tell Mom. 

[Guinness]

COME ON OVER, your Majesty!  I know how annoyin' da puppers can be to da old guys!!

Sir S.M. Guinness

[Dr. Beau Leaky]

AHEM . . .

Othello had Iago, Lincoln had McClellan, Truman had MacArthur, Bush had Katrina, Obama has The GOP.

He who learns must suffer
And even in our sleep pain that cannot forget
Falls drop by drop upon the heart
And in our own despite, against our will,
Comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of G-d.

Dr. "Aeschylus" Leaky

[hannah]

Oh my, I find that so sweet actually, think positive! ;)

[Gail]

Dear Sol

I feel your pain and fink dere should be sum way of escaping dem baby dogs. You wood be very welcome to come and stay wiv me but Ivy is a menace. Mebbe you me and Guiness could get a pad together, sumwhere away from dem babies and dere noying ways. I might bring my mum if dat's ok?

Yours in commiseration
Tristan

[Dr. Beau Leaky]

Mebbe you me and Guinness could get a pad together, sumwhere away from dem babies and dere noying ways. I might bring my mum if dat's ok?

I'm packed - count me in!!!

HEY - Dat's MY emoticon!!

Sorry, Merlin.  I jus' need ta borrow it!

[peterparker]

dis is Parker: You can come to my pwace. We can swims, chase wabbits and birds, go to da pupper park, go for wong walkies at night an meet up wif Lucy, annoy da big giant Amber when she come to bisit, dig holes in da garden, and bark at peoples dat walk in fwont of da house. Dere will be no time for sweepin, us Canadian pupper likes to keep busy. I fink maybe dat is what da weal issue is. You jus don't have enuf to do.
:thumb:

[Leslie]

OMG that is HILARIOUS!! 

[Barb]

Awwwwww King Sol... HE LOVES YOU !!!!!   Either one of you are welcome in Texas.....but my guess is that you will be lost without each other !!!!! 

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

LOL I think SBD doesn't take the KING seriously!