Cesar and Ilusion divorcing!! I didn't mean it!!

[Doxherding Karen]

NOW I HAVE GUILT!! :meme:

  :jaw: After many years of saying I wanted to have his children (despite the fact i am 57 years old!), Cesar Millan and his lovely wife Ilusion have filed for divorce. 

I wonder if they'll split custody of the puppers? :thinik:

Auntie Karen

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

First Tipper and Al, now Ilusion and Cesar? What is the world coming to?

I shall continue my quest to convince people it's much better living alone with a loyal pupper! 

[Doxherding Karen]

First Tipper and Al, now Ilusion and Cesar? What is the world coming to?  I shall continue my quest to convince people it's much better living alone with a loyal pupper! 

:thumb: Remember my slogan: "I tried marriage and children - it ended badly.  I'm doing much better with dachshunds and rabbits."

Auntie Karen

[Brekkesmom]

Yup - I always did better with one or more dachsies!

[sollysmom]

There must be something in the air.  My sister and her husband are divorcing after 33 years!  Just don't know what's going on these days!

Darcel

[JetEd73]

44 and single, no human children. How it turned out that way I have no idea. My dogs have been with me longer than any girlfriend sooo...

[Barb]

First Tipper and Al, now Ilusion and Cesar? What is the world coming to?

I shall continue my quest to convince people it's much better living alone with a loyal pupper! 

DITTO !!!!!  :thumb:

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

Like they say, lock your spouse and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.
When you let them out, which one is happy to see you?

[Gail]

Sounds like a t shirt to me auntie Karen!  :thumb:
Like they say, lock your spouse and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour.
When you let them out, which one is happy to see you?

If that is legal I wish I had given it a go before I got married LOL xxxx

I agree that it's probably best to have a single life  and just live with doxies - is that because we are single-minded like our fur babies???? Maybe I just never met the right doxie loving man?

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

Maybe I just never met the right doxie loving man?

I wouldn't risk it Gail. LOL!

[Gail]

I wouldn't risk it Gail. LOL!

Yes, I think you are right Dee Dee, there's no man I would pick over my little Tristan!!! He's my perfect wee boy.

[klsb]

He probably tries to Whisper her when she doesnt do something he likes.

"Not now Ceaser im tired!"

PSHT

[Roberta]

 Such a pity, the Cesar  divorce. Well I would like to try the boot thing, but Nick would'nt fit, even if I took the pram out. Kidding aside we got Dachies because Nick always wanted one, the compromise was the long hairs.

Roberta

[Guinness]

Maybe I just never met the right doxie loving man?

Auntie Gail, meet Unca JetEd.  Unca JetEd, met Auntie Gail!

"Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match!  Find me a find, catch me a catch!  Matchmaker, matchmaker, look through your book and make me a perfect match!"
Guinness  [/color]

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

ROTFL! Guinness...you are very bad. 

[Gail]

Auntie Gail, meet Unca JetEd.  Unca JetEd, met Auntie Gail!

"Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match!  Find me a find, catch me a catch!  Matchmaker, matchmaker, look through your book and make me a perfect match!"
Guinness  [/color]

Guinness it's awfully far away from here to the USA!!! Thank you for your kind thoughts though LOL xxxxxxx

[Dr. Beau Leaky]

Guinness it's awfully far away from here to the USA!!! Thank you for your kind thoughts though LOL xxxxxxx

:thinik: Hey I tink Unca JetEd flies jets.  Dey let jets fly to England, don't dey Unca Ed?

Well, you can't blame dis wiener dog for twying!

Guinness
(Tanks Dr. Leaky for letting me butt in.)
(Any time, my little teeny weener! )

[JetEd73]

Oh Lord no please....not another failed relationship...I finally got comfortable with being on my own.

Turbo props. Never made it to jets

But the Jet in JetEd is in refference to Jetskis....

YEEHAW....LOOK AT THAT THANG FLY

[Gail]

Well Ed itz gonna take yoo a wong time to cwoss dat big puddel mummy sez is between USA and UK on dat fing!!!!!

Ivy the terrible

[JetEd73]

Yeah...yeah...but the thought of doing so is intriguing 

For sure.

[Doxherding Karen]

If this goes anywhere, I get an invite to the wedding, o.k.?

Auntie Karen, you are so silly!

Don't kid yourself, guys, Auntie Karen's been stalking that guy up the street who has a medium-sized smooth red pupper.

MERLIN!!  I BEG YOUR PARDON!! :jaw:

[papbouv]

Men vs dogs will take dogs 1st never again will I have anymore men in my life dogs are better now down to who will kick the bucket first.