Parker reporting In

[peterparker]

we has been bery busy wif a weddin (my hooman brudder), and all da stuff dat goes wif it. Momma is finally westing. But den my hooman sister went to Cuba and left her 80 pound weiner dog (dat Momma says is a lab)wif us. Me an Amber doesn't have any fun. She doesn't run in the house, jump on furniture or people, and pees outside. poops too. Amber lets me eat her kibbles and it's bery yummy. Amber isn't allowed to bite me either. She's a goody four paws.

Ummmmm.....Amber here:
I can't wait for my Momma to come get me. That Parker is a PEST!!!!! Always poking me and wanting to run. Doesn't he know we don't run indoors. He eats my kibble, drinks my water and sleeps on my mat.
The brat even pees in the house. He has no manners at all. It is fun to go for walks, he gets tired fast (don't know why), and then the spoiled little brat get carried. Come On, are you kidding me. At least the little beast gets locked in the laundry room while I have the run of the house while they are at work. Parker crys but then he settles down.
I lounge around upstairs and wait patiently.
This board is kool.

[hannah]

Glad you like the board Amber, you should just bless Parker, I know you will see he's a very good boy!

[scootersmom]

It's like that movie "He Said, She Said", but better because: DOGS!

[klsb]

Haha aw Amber, welcome to the world of ankle biters!!!