Woe is me

scootersmom · February 12, 2010, 11:00:40 AM

Quote from: Spanish Teckels on February 12, 2010, 05:01:15 AM

Your poor little guy! It´s rotten your in prison and that´s no way to treat an eleven year old. Talk about adding insult to injury laughing at your plight, hoomums can be so rotten sometimes.
We think you should stay really still and quiet so she gets you out of there really quickly for good behaviour.
Hang on in there pal, we wanted to send you a Spanish ham with a file but our hoomum says the customs people would eat it instead.
Get well soon!

Thank you! I think it's a terrible travesty! POOR ME. Mom owes me lots of HAM and probably some bacon too, for this grievous insult. I am giving her my best SADFACE every day in hopes she caves into the pressure and lets me be free again.

It is so kind of you to offer me Spanish HAM! Why must hooman customes people steal our tasty, tasty meat? It is not fair. WOE. Well I appreciate the thought anyhow.

xoxo,
SKOOTR

Spanish Teckels · February 12, 2010, 12:16:13 PM

Quote from: scootersmom on February 12, 2010, 11:00:40 AM
Thank you! I think it's a terrible travesty! POOR ME. Mom owes me lots of HAM and probably some bacon too, for this grievous insult. I am giving her my best SADFACE every day in hopes she caves into the pressure and lets me be free again.

It is so kind of you to offer me Spanish HAM! Why must hooman customes people steal our tasty, tasty meat? It is not fair. WOE. Well I appreciate the thought anyhow.

xoxo,
SKOOTR

Hey Pal, we forgot to ask whether your hoomum is giving you any lavender or camomile smellies? Not as good as ham and not even edible, but when we were crated after having paw and leg cut open (Red, 8 times for fistula) and Islay after her op on stomach hernia which came out through spay scar (after trying to jump 6 ft UP A MOUNTAINSIDE!!!!!!), our hoomum put a cotton wool with lavender oil and camomile oil in our pillow slip under our blankies and we found it very calming. Red had lavender oil under his armpits to extra calm him...

On second thoughts, ham would be better OR BOTH.

Take care pal, hope you´re out of it soon. Remember Mum knows best.

papbouv · February 12, 2010, 02:09:58 PM

The toy that the dog got his tongue stuck in was not a Kong the Kong's have two holes on in each end do no suction problems the toy the dog got his tongue stuck in was a cheaper ball I believe only had one hole in it which cause suction that is why the dog had to have his tongue amputated.It was on the Internet awhile back warning pet owners not to buy that toy + I think the Pet Parents were going to sue the company that made it since they lost out on allot of work having to stay home to care for the dog.They had to teach it how to eat & drink again.Kong's are very safe have been around a very long time the black Kong is what Buddy has he cannot destroy it the black ones are for aggressive chewers.

Dr. Beau Leaky · February 12, 2010, 03:15:18 PM

Quote from: Spanish Teckels on February 12, 2010, 05:01:15 AMHang on in there pal, we wanted to send you a Spanish ham with a file but our hoomum says the customs people would eat it instead.

:thinik: O.K., here's the plan - send the ham to me, Dr. Leaky, and mark the package "Diplomatic Pooch - DO NOT INSPECT!" Then I'll forward the ham and it's contents - AHEM, minus my fee - to Skootr.

Beau, honey, that's "diplomatic POUCH" not "diplomatic POOCH." And the fragrant odor of Spanish ham will be a dead giveaway! AND importing meat into the United States is forbidden, so even if it gets past Spanish customs, the U.S. Customs sniffer beagles will detect it in a second! Sorry about that!

Beagles!! They think they're just SO special ever since that d@#$n Uno won Westminster Kennel Club Best in Show!! Insufferable little hounds!

DID YOU JUST USE A BAD WORD???!???

UH, gotta go - court's in session!!

scootersmom · February 15, 2010, 10:07:42 AM

Quote from: Spanish Teckels on February 12, 2010, 12:16:13 PM
Hey Pal, we forgot to ask whether your hoomum is giving you any lavender or camomile smellies? Not as good as ham and not even edible, but when we were crated after having paw and leg cut open (Red, 8 times for fistula) and Islay after her op on stomach hernia which came out through spay scar (after trying to jump 6 ft UP A MOUNTAINSIDE!!!!!!), our hoomum put a cotton wool with lavender oil and camomile oil in our pillow slip under our blankies and we found it very calming. Red had lavender oil under his armpits to extra calm him...

On second thoughts, ham would be better OR BOTH.

Take care pal, hope you´re out of it soon. Remember Mum knows best.

Hello! Nope, Mom didn't know about those, but I am sure she is willing to give them a try! She could probably use some calming-down too.

Sorry to hear about your own surgeries there. It is NO FAIR that we have to have any pain or trauma! Not when you are as adorable as we are. PHOOEY.

Thanks for the tip!
xoxo,
SKOOTR

scootersmom · February 15, 2010, 10:12:02 AM

Quote from: papbouv on February 12, 2010, 02:09:58 PM
The toy that the dog got his tongue stuck in was not a Kong the Kong's have two holes on in each end do no suction problems the toy the dog got his tongue stuck in was a cheaper ball I believe only had one hole in it which cause suction that is why the dog had to have his tongue amputated.It was on the Internet awhile back warning pet owners not to buy that toy + I think the Pet Parents were going to sue the company that made it since they lost out on allot of work having to stay home to care for the dog.They had to teach it how to eat & drink again.Kong's are very safe have been around a very long time the black Kong is what Buddy has he cannot destroy it the black ones are for aggressive chewers.

Oh! Thank you, that is good to hear. Silly Mom, she got it wrong, and I am glad, because she went right out and bought me a Kong and has been filling it with frozen peanut butter for me, hooray!

I also hear she can use plain yogurt to put inside?

xoxo,
SKOOTR

scootersmom · February 15, 2010, 10:18:56 AM

Quote from: Dr. Beau Leaky on February 12, 2010, 03:15:18 PM
:thinik: O.K., here's the plan - send the ham to me, Dr. Leaky, and mark the package "Diplomatic Pooch - DO NOT INSPECT!" Then I'll forward the ham and it's contents - AHEM, minus my fee - to Skootr.

Beau, honey, that's "diplomatic POUCH" not "diplomatic POOCH." And the fragrant odor of Spanish ham will be a dead giveaway! AND importing meat into the United States is forbidden, so even if it gets past Spanish customs, the U.S. Customs sniffer beagles will detect it in a second! Sorry about that!

Beagles!! They think they're just SO special ever since that d@#$n Uno won Westminster Kennel Club Best in Show!! Insufferable little hounds!

DID YOU JUST USE A BAD WORD???!???

UH, gotta go - court's in session!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mom and I just wanted to say thank you for the laughs - heaven knows she needs them! She is stuck at work on a holiday and the weather is dreadful and I am in prison and this was just wonderful!

"Diplomatic pooch". BRILLIANT.

xoxo,
SKOOTR

p.s. I am totally sending you the ham anyway, Dr. Beau. There is a system of secret pneumatic tubes running all over the world, underground. Dug by bunnies. I JUST KNOW IT.

papbouv · February 15, 2010, 10:58:31 AM

You can put pretty much anything into a Kong I have put the squirt cheese in a can,cream cheese,carrots,little treats, even dog food mixed with yogurt,any of the other stuff pretty much anything you want get tricky it you want to put broth in it sprayed a bowl with Pam poured in the broth stuck it in the freezer in a plastic bag,froze up really nice.Of course you want to use to low sodium or no sodium broth depends on how much your Doxie weighs since you do not want them to gain weight while incarcerated the extra weight not good for their backs.IF your fur kid has no or few teeth you can always grate the carrots even puree them just think about what they like you can put it in a Kong. Have fun thinking of stuff to go in a Kong you can even Google things to put in a Kong for dogs get more ideas.Papbouv

scootersmom · February 15, 2010, 03:56:25 PM

Quote from: papbouv on February 15, 2010, 10:58:31 AM
You can put pretty much anything into a Kong I have put the squirt cheese in a can,cream cheese,carrots,little treats, even dog food mixed with yogurt,any of the other stuff pretty much anything you want get tricky it you want to put broth in it sprayed a bowl with Pam poured in the broth stuck it in the freezer in a plastic bag,froze up really nice.Of course you want to use to low sodium or no sodium broth depends on how much your Doxie weighs since you do not want them to gain weight while incarcerated the extra weight not good for their backs.IF your fur kid has no or few teeth you can always grate the carrots even puree them just think about what they like you can put it in a Kong. Have fun thinking of stuff to go in a Kong you can even Google things to put in a Kong for dogs get more ideas.Papbouv

These are GREAT suggestions. Thank you!

Brekkesmom · February 16, 2010, 07:30:26 AM

Oh, my, Scooter - we are so sorry you are incarcerated! We think we understand your pain, because we are left alone when Momma goes to work, even though we are not jailed in crates. We do always have the radio on, though, and beds all over the house, not to mention all our accumulated toys. Hang in there, man!
Love, Brekke, Robinton, Rowan, and Bastian in B-field

scootersmom · February 16, 2010, 09:51:32 AM

Quote from: Brekkesmom on February 16, 2010, 07:30:26 AM
Oh, my, Scooter - we are so sorry you are incarcerated! We think we understand your pain, because we are left alone when Momma goes to work, even though we are not jailed in crates. We do always have the radio on, though, and beds all over the house, not to mention all our accumulated toys. Hang in there, man!
Love, Brekke, Robinton, Rowan, and Bastian in B-field

Thank you! It is a terrible thing that has been done to me. I am innocent, I say! But Mom is very stubborn and will not commute my sentence.

Can I come live there? I think I should like beds and toys and the radio.

Mom would probably make me listen to something called "N-P-R" even if she left the radio on for me. SHE IS NO FUN.

xoxo,
SKOOTR

sollysmom · February 16, 2010, 10:07:05 AM

Quote from: scootersmom on February 16, 2010, 09:51:32 AM
Thank you! It is a terrible thing that has been done to me. I am innocent, I say! But Mom is very stubborn and will not commute my sentence.

Can I come live there? I think I should like beds and toys and the radio.

Mom would probably make me listen to something called "N-P-R" even if she left the radio on for me. SHE IS NO FUN.

xoxo,
SKOOTR

I's gets da run of the kitchen when my mama's gone. She wets me wock to da oldies while she at werk.

Hilde

Mike · February 16, 2010, 10:42:13 AM

Quote from: scootersmom on February 16, 2010, 09:51:32 AM
Mom would probably make me listen to something called "N-P-R" even if she left the radio on for me. SHE IS NO FUN.
xoxo,
SKOOTR

Hey Skoots, it could be worse. Dad leaves NPR on the radio for my entertainment (even tho I can't hardly hear it anymore). Sometimes we can't get the NPR station so he changes it to classical mooosic. Well, there's lots o'moooooing going on there. When those large men and ladies starting moooooing their songs d'amour I can hardly stand it.

Clifford

papbouv · February 16, 2010, 01:56:56 PM

Classic music is suppose to sooth the savage beast??? we always leave the radio on when we leave because Patches is a trash dog will not stay out of the trash not here so cannot correct her ? Patches has been talking to Buddy now he is getting into the trash too, hubby's truck died so had to tow it in for Service just took Buddy with us.Ordered Deer Antlers for them Patches can have hers in the crate & Buddy can have his in the house they said the Deer Antlers do not stain carpet.Should be getting the Antlers next week maybe so we will see will have to trade for a high value treat to get the Deer Antlers back from Buddy always exchange one thing for another no problems that way.

scootersmom · February 18, 2010, 11:05:27 AM

Quote from: sollysmom on February 16, 2010, 10:07:05 AM
I's gets da run of the kitchen when my mama's gone. She wets me wock to da oldies while she at werk.

Hilde

Dear Hilde,

That sounds like loads of fun! YAY OLDIES and FREEDOM. Your mom is awesome.

xoxo,
SKOOTR

scootersmom · February 18, 2010, 11:08:54 AM

Quote from: Mike on February 16, 2010, 10:42:13 AM
Hey Skoots, it could be worse. Dad leaves NPR on the radio for my entertainment (even tho I can't hardly hear it anymore). Sometimes we can't get the NPR station so he changes it to classical mooosic. Well, there's lots o'moooooing going on there. When those large men and ladies starting moooooing their songs d'amour I can hardly stand it.

Clifford

Dear Clifford,

When Mom was watching the beginning of something called Olympics on TV there was a wooman doing that same mooing! Her hair was large and she was loud and sounded like me the first day I was in CRATE PRISON. Is that like your songs d'amour? If so then I can hardly stand it either.

xoxo,
SKOOTR