Is goin to be a terible week

[peterparker]

dis is Parker: Momma just told me dat she and Daddy....NOT ME is going on a bacation. Dey is not taking me to da twopics where it will be nice an warm!!!!!!! Dey is weabin me in da fweezing cold. My hooman brodder is goin to wook after me. He is movin in to da house to stay wif me.  He doesn't know how to wook after me. I am berry worried, an I fink I should be goin with my Momma, and weabin Daddy in da fweezin cold. Da nerb.
Hmph
Wel dis hooman brodder doesn't know mes so I fink all you puppers should come party at my house. We can turn up da furnace, and pway wif my toys, an wip around da house like animals and twash da house.  :headbang:Dat will teach dem not to weave me behind for a whole week!!!! :verdict: :verdict:
My brodder was here today to pick up da keys for da house an have some supper. He gave me tweets under da tables, and he let me snuggle him. He doesn't know how strict da Momma is. Is goin to be a long week wif all dis spoilin. I fink he will like all you puppers. Da more da merrier.  :apls: :apls:

[Kelly]

Dis is the 4 puppers in Illinois! When dey get home gib dem da l@@k;and ignore them for a day or so!

[Guinness]

Don't you worry, Parker, I'm a comin'!

Guinness

Um. . . could someone tell me just where I'm goin'? :scratch:

Right back to bed, Guinness, honey, right back to bed!

Oh, thanks, Auntie Karen!!  G'night!

[JetEd73]

Parker, I think you should poop on mommy and daddy's bed every chance you get,  and pee in their shoes fer leaving you behind.

[papbouv]

What ever you do Parker do not go looking for your Mom & Dad make sure you keep all your jewelry ( tags )on at all times remember Coopie went looking for his Mom & Dad at least you are in your own home and not a kennel. I'm sure your Mom will leave written instructions for you human brother heck might be fun you already scored treats.Have fun at home thrn when Mom & Dad get back you can give them the l@@k & pee in their shoes.Patches

[klsb]

Fin Says: Parker jus tell me wheres im goin' and ill be der in a second!!! Im good at wrecking stuff and chewing stuff up! Plus i like to poop in shoes!!! That'll teach em for sure!

[Roberta]

  wez been dare and done dat, shock them, do nuffin and be reallllllllllllly gooooooooooood . Stratagie................youz good and za left you........give em a guild trip :thumb:.
Plus wez always found dat the ring ins are not as accurate at measuring food, point in case nannie C never wears her glasses  :crazyeyes: when she gets the dry food so you get more of it .
Pester power works better as they don't know how long you can keep  the winge and whine up, so you get what you want hehehehhe
Wez not called "The monsters" for nuthing

[hannah]

Oh Parker, you really have nice plans, your mom and dad should watch out...