Geesh!! see if I bring her a prezzie anymore!!!

doxielady5569128 · July 13, 2009, 09:21:38 AM

My mama had a bit of a fweak out dis morning. I was eating some of my frozen peanut butter treat (yummy!!!) when I discovered somefing creeping across da floor. He climbed unda our fwont door. I saw him!!!! I followed him so a little bit, and den decided to taste him. ACK!!! He was too crunchy and tickly. I spit him back out. Den I saw it......... :crazyeyes: He was cobered in da peanut butter. :thinik: Gab me a gweat idea.........

I know mama didn't eat her bweakfast yet, and I know she likes da peanut butter stuff. Now where to put it so she'll find my tweat. AHA!!!!!! HER SHOE!!!!!

Am I brilliant or what?!

Next fing, I'm running to da bedwoom to get my ma. I get her up and start wiggling my butt, twying to get her to follow me. She sez, "what Porky, show me!" Well since she askeded for it, I showed her. I led her into da hallway and nudged her shoe with my nose. She couldn't figure it out at first.

(Dumb hooman!) Soz I got eben more excited and barked and nudged her shoe. Den she started putting on her shoe. NO!!!! !!!!!!! I twied to stop her, I was cwying and eberyfing. Den she sez, "ACK!!! WHAT's DIS?!"

Den she discobered my tweat. Eben dough it was squisheded I was still pwoud.

"Look what I gotcha mom!" Needwess to say, she did not appweciate my cricket tweat. HARUMPF!!!

Lowriders in Ohio · July 13, 2009, 09:47:31 AM

Oh Porky! After you worked so hard to cover that treat in delicious peanut butter, your Mom still didn't appreciate it? Hemi, Cyrus, Oscar, and Sammy all think that you are brilliant and very generous to give your Mom such a nice present. She doesn't know what is good!

klsb · July 13, 2009, 10:11:47 AM

That is HILARIOUS! Porky what a smart boy you are! I'm sure your momma loved it and was just surprised that she stepped in it.. Next time you have to put it right on her pillow!

Dr. Beau Leaky · July 13, 2009, 10:12:06 AM

PEANUT BUTTER-COVERED CRICKETS???

YUM. YUM!! Can I come over for snack time?

Merlin

cheryl186 · July 13, 2009, 10:45:59 AM

HAHAHAHAHA...I needed that

hannah · July 17, 2009, 12:58:24 AM

Hee hee bless you Porky! ;) :thumb:

Barb · July 17, 2009, 08:23:41 AM

The noive of that mudder.... YOU could have eaten that tweat all for yourself !!!
*shaking head at silly humans*
Lub,
Brandy Ivey

scootersmom · July 18, 2009, 07:14:30 PM

My mom is terrified of crickets too! Though I've never tried covering one in peanut butter and giving it to her...

xoxo,
SKOOTR