DOX NEWS: April 23, 2008

[doxielady5569128]

Dis is Porky Pie 'porting for DOX NEWS.    It has come to my 'ttention dat I need to do a birfday announcement for my hu-granny.    Its her barkday...er...brifday today!!    :apls:  Wez taking her out to dinner on Fwiday to celebwate.   

Our next item of bizness is a BIG FANKS to my Auntie Kelly and da boys in Illinois!!!    Her kindness for my Barkday and Easter was GREATLY appreciated!!   

Now...onto da news.....

News fwom da "hood" is, dere are rumors going round dat  a nice older lady is running around gibbing out free tweats to all!!       My fwiend Boomer, da Shih-tzu, told me dat jus' last Monday, he was out playin wif his stinky sister , Bailee, and dis lady came out of her 'partment and begged to gib him a tweat.    Can you imagine dat?!  Usually wez have to beg da hoomans for da tweat.       To confirm da validity of dis stowy, I took a prolonged stroll dis morning.     While I was pulling my mama around, da lady came out of her house to say hello.   Once she said hi to my mama and intwoduceded herself, she begged to get a tweat for me.     :meme:    She came back out and put da tweat on da gwound and den steppeded away so I could eat it.    DOX NEWS can now fully confirm dat dis stowy is true and dere is in fact a lady who BEGS to gib da doggies tweats.      Don't worry, we know da tweats are safe. 

Until Next time....

Porky Pie   

Porky: " Bandit, really, we're doing a gossip column now?!"

Bandit: " Hey, I can't help it dat dere is no news!!    What do you want me to do, make my own news?!" 

Porky:  "Sigh...Dat would be nice.   Now get out dere and cause some twubble or somefing!"   

Jade:  "uh, boss?!   Was I supposed to record dat???"     

Porky and Bandit: "NO!!!"

Jade: "uh...Should I stop now??!"   :scratch:

"YES!!!!!!!!!"   

[Kelly]

 SuperGoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood reporting Porky Pie! Have a good week-end little buddy!

[cheryl186]

Wowwie Kazowwie, great story.  What is thie person's address?  We need to take a stroll momma!!!!!

[PattyInAK]

Coool! 

[Madderoos Mom]

Sounds like your new home definitely has....er.....BENEFITS, Porky Pie!