Outwage!!!!

[doxielady5569128]

I hab neber been so mad in my life!         My mama jus' told me dat she gonna to leab me on my BARKDAY!!   Excuse me?!  Dis is not allowed!!!  Is it????      It should be illegal.    Not onwy is she leabing me for my barkday, she leabing me for FIVE DAYS!!!  :crazyeyes:   AHHHHH!!!! What am I gonna do wifout my mama?!      To make da matters worser, she's going to be wif anodder dog.      

Okay, so its not like I hafta go to da stinky vet to be boarded or anyfing, so I guess its not dat bad.    :thinik:  Me and daddy are gonna be bachewors for a few days.  Dadd sez dat we will do lots of fun fings.  I don't beweive him.    He sez somefing about a woad twip wif da neighbor man.       Dat might be fun???  Plus I can go bisit my mama on Saturday night and Sunday.       

Mama sez she would take me along, cept Jade is too wild.  She sez it wouldn't be fair to eidder one of us dogs because we'd hafta take turns in da kennel since we don't like each odder.    Dis will be da longest my mama eber leabed me!!!   She leabs on Fursday morning and gets home on Monday night.  (maybe Tuesday)   I'm onwy gonna be four, I NEED my mama!!!   

My barkday is Fursday, and daddy doesn't know how to make dose tweets tasty.    He doesn't let me use da 'puter eidder.  So I won't be able to say hi to my fwiends dat whole time!!!    :crazyeyes: 

Well, I gotta go start my pity party.   
Porky Pie

[Kelly]

Porky Pie:Just gib your Momma da l@@k! Nore her when she gets home next week! Dis is from all of us puppers in Illinois-Arnie,BluskyCinni&,Fritz&Manny!

[peterparker]

dis is Parker: oh Porky, you needs to take actions NOWS. I would suggest you refuse to eat but since you are alweady a starvin pup, that may nots works so good. Perhaps you could twy limpin a bit. An make sure you walk around wif your head hangin real real low.
If she still leaves ya, when she comes home - the silent treatments is a good approach. I use it all the times. Also when I'm really mad I leave a little something on da floor. I did that this weekend when theys left me behind, right in front of the door so they would step in it.
Now I'm backs to the xpen when theys go out. Not sure what went wrong there. 

[DeeanDave]

Porky Pie,  just make sure that your mama has everything ready for your treats before she leaves!!! Sarge N Duggie

[papbouv]

Just think Porky of all the things  you can do and get away with Daddy, that you cannot get away with the Momma like convince him he forgot to feed you all kinds of things the Daddy's do not know but the Mommas always know.Good Luck

[cheryl186]

Porky, I agree with Papbouv...Just think of all the neat things you can get away with while you are with your daddy!!!  And yes, he will probably just give you all kinds of treats that your momma won't know about!!!  I think that would be great fun   Good luck little buddy :thumb:

[papbouv]

Forgot to add if you play the super sad card you might get more treats you know give Daddy the L@@K,hang your head down way low the sadder  you are the better off throw in a mournful howl hope this works for you.

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

Ah poor Porky! But the cool thing is you will probably get all kinds of extra guilt gifts! Play your cards right, practice the l@@k in the mirror...amazing things can happen! Happy Birthday check in when your Mom gets home.

[doxielady5569128]

Forgot to add if you play the super sad card you might get more treats you know give Daddy the L@@K,hang your head down way low the sadder  you are the better off throw in a mournful howl hope this works for you.

Good idea!!!  I am already good at dis twick.    I act real shy and crawl to my daddy when I wants to make him feel sorry for me.  I'll twy dat dis weekend.          He always scoops me up and cuddles me when I do dat.   

Daddy sez being a "bachewor" will be fun.  Pwus, mama is putting a whole bunch of peanut butter filled toys in da fweezer, so I can eats dose while he's werking.    :apls: And wez gonna get some new neighbors and we fink dey will move in on Fwiday.  Maybe I can bark at dem.     I won't be able to see dem, but iffen dey make any unagweeable noise, I'll bark!!   

One last fing, mama made me some cookies for my barkday tomorrow and she'll be gibing some to me when she leabes.   Can she leabe now??!