I'ms in twble

peterparker · March 31, 2009, 05:41:40 PM

dis is Parker: I did not have a very good weekend. I tinkled on Momma's carpet, I chewed a hole in my kibble bag. Momma didn't notice for a week.
Den I went to da vet for shots, and I gained a whole pound. Now Momma has got me on a serious diet, and exercise plan. I likes the walkies, :thumb: but I'm starvin.

Den Momma found my stash in da downstairs sofa. She confiscated my oven mitt, my sock, a spoon, and Daddy's drivers licence. She let me keep my toys. (Daddy doesn't picks up his clothes and I went thru his wallet), Daddy didn't even notice his drivers licence was missin. :crazyeyes:
I thinks Daddy should start pickin up his clothes.
Now, I gets NO FOOD, walkies twice a day, and Momma not lettin me outta her sight. Momma is layin down da law. YIKES.

Roberta · March 31, 2009, 05:57:42 PM

hey Peter you sound like me when I was young. MOm used to say Trouble had a name and it was Oliver. Our mum puts our kibble in a big plasic tub so no go there and our dad is sort of anal (he is an accountant) so he puts everything away and checks his wallet before he drives, which drive mum mad. As for walkies I love them, you just as well walking it keeps the mum happy and you lose weight faster and get more food faster.
OliVeR

Dee Dee and Hallie · March 31, 2009, 06:21:16 PM

Dude! You have a black cloud over your head. We all get those sometimes, it will go away soon we promise! Even with all that bad luck you are still one lucky dawg to have a Mom who cares so much. :thumb: I'm right there with ya on that starvin' thing though.

doxielady5569128 · March 31, 2009, 09:01:52 PM

Parker,

Dude, you can come libs wif me iffen you need to. Next time try hiding your "stash" in your cwate. Da Mamas hardly eber look dere. :thumb: I'm still starbing too. Ask yer ma fer some of dose green bean fings for a snack. Dey help your tummy not hurt while you are waiting patiently for da food to incwease again. Pwus dey are too fattening so it wouldn't ruin your diet too much.

Porky Pie

PattyInAK · April 01, 2009, 12:39:32 AM

Parker, you crack me up!

Leslie · April 01, 2009, 07:39:27 AM

Zuzu sez: no fair takin' your stash. Iffen it is on the floor you hab the right to hide it or eat it. My momma has to do "sock round-up" every coupla weeks and she looks behind the sofa, in my crate and under da big bed to find all the orphans.
As for the diet and walkies, Parker, they will make you healthy!

cheryl186 · April 01, 2009, 09:58:22 AM

Oh my goodness Parker...you have been quite a busy boy

Dianne · April 04, 2009, 10:05:43 AM

I have one slipper...

Judy, Judy where is my slipper?

Peter you are not alone?