Mama found my stash!!!

doxielady5569128 · January 30, 2009, 08:58:54 AM

:crazyeyes: I fought I had hidden my secwet stolen fings really well. Apawently not. While she was looking fer da vet wecords, she searcheded my cwate, underneaf my bwankies.

Since its winter, I have a MOUND of bwankies in dere. Pwus, it makes it comfy.

Anyway...here's what she finded.....
1. a key, she has no idea what its too, and I'm not telling where I finded it.

2. unka Ty''s shirt he's been looking for. I dragged it in and hid while mama was busy packing for our move.

Its a Led Zepplin one too.

3. Jade's Cwistmas pwezzie, a squeaky duck. Hey, I ought to get a pwize, I did not make it squeak once! Nor, did I destuff or desqueak it.

4. My toofbwush, you just neber know when ya needs to get cweaned.

5. Half of a tweat my mama gab me a week ago. :meme:
AND da worstest of all.....

6. My Ultra-secwet stash of da sqeakers for de-squeaked Cwistmas prezzies. I had like 8! Can you beweive she frowed dem out!!!

Oh and anodder bad fing, mama finded da papers she was looking for.

I gotta go to da gwoomer on Tuesday. We getted our interview done and dey moved up on da list cause I was a "sweet boy". Dey askeded a lot of questions, good fing mama knew dem answers. Somefing about what I like and don't like, any allergies, and about my temper or somefing.

I DO NOT HAVE A TEMPER!!! okay...maybe I do..

Porky Pie

PS. Da papers were put into a suitcase by daddy, and he fergot to tell mama.

He was being "helpful".

Kelly · January 30, 2009, 09:04:35 AM

Porky Pie you are something ! I love telling my Mom about you! Have a good week little buddy!

m2low · January 30, 2009, 09:17:42 AM

mom - no pictures of the secrest stash as evidence and humor for us?

doxielady5569128 · January 30, 2009, 09:51:04 AM

I'd love to post pictures of his "stash" however, a certain little doxie... who will remain nameless, has eaten the USB cord for our digital camera.

So...we have to buy a new one before we can post any pictures.

DeeanDave · January 30, 2009, 09:56:04 AM

Porky, every time I read your stories, you put a smile on my face! It's definitely not boring at your house! Dee

m2low · January 30, 2009, 09:57:19 AM

LOL - thats a doxie for ya!! if only - I have hundreds of USB cables laying around, I can't give them away anymore... I used to get them with every cable modem install when I worked for the cable company, nobody wanted them back then... I guess they still dont?

AnnieofNJ · January 31, 2009, 04:49:18 PM

Goodness, Porky, you sure had a lot of stuff in your crate. I'm surprised there was still room for you. I love your stories, keep them coming. Smoochies to you little fellow.

Annie & the New Jersey Doxie Gang

cheryl186 · January 31, 2009, 05:56:04 PM

Oh Porky!!! You never fail to put a smile on my face