If your Dachsie had to get a job....

[Red Haired Girl]

Times are tough. Treat prices are climbing. What type job would he/she be best suited for?

Mine would be Sofa Testers for La-z-Boy

[Barb]

LOL - Brandy would be a pillow tester..... she lubs her some bed pillows :)

Rudy, no doubt, would be a squeeky toy tester - he LUBS him some toys !!!  And he is good with them and doesn't destroy them !!!

[BandCMomma]

Cali would be a....  

[mrsmartinez]

Frida would be the "Town Crier" or "Village Idiot."  Both jobs pay zero. 

[peterparker]

Parker would like to be a male model. He's always strutting. He's so funny. I think his previous owner was training him for show. (he's not a perfect dashie, but he thinks he is, and so do we!!!)
He could also hire out as an opposite sex magnet. You take him for a walk in the park, and the opposite sex wants to meet him. My son uses him to meet girls. It's pretty funny, and sort of shallow, but it really works. Then he dumps Parker and takes the girl out for coffee. " He's 29. Some of his friends would like to borrow him.

[PattyInAK]

Willy would be a junk yard dog.
Alex would be a maitre 'd at a fancy hotel.

[Leslie]

Zuzu: search and destroy MICE & moles
Loki: search and destroy TOMATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DeeanDave]

Sarge:  Comfort tester for Beds, Sofas, Chairs, Recliners at the fancy hotel with Duggie and Alex

Duggie:  Security Guard at the fancy hotel that Alex is the maitre'd

[Mike]

Clifford  would be a food taster.

[Dianne]

Dotty would be a nanny...kids, puppies, it doesn't matter. 

Judy would be a security guard.  No one gets by her unnoticed. 

Patches would be a mattress tester.   

[Teresa]

Schatzi would work for Border Patrol. She would find all the openings n their fences      

[Marcia from MI]

Eddie would be a PI, he follows you everywhere.

[Leslie]

Parker would like to be a male model. He's always strutting. He's so funny. I think his previous owner was training him for show. (he's not a perfect dashie, but he thinks he is, and so do we!!!)
He could also hire out as an opposite sex magnet. You take him for a walk in the park, and the opposite sex wants to meet him. My son uses him to meet girls. It's pretty funny, and sort of shallow, but it really works. Then he dumps Parker and takes the girl out for coffee. " He's 29. Some of his friends would like to borrow him.

oh, a "chick magnet" yep.

[Norman]

Simon would be a professional face licker!

[tpoof]

A JOB!!!
Well... other than being a magnet  :thumb: as was stated  :apls: I AM in the middle of trying to get one!
I have to go get evaluated to be a Therapy Dog in January sometime whatever THAT means....
me and Millie are both going :thumb: so at least I will have my sis there...
so I may HAVE to work!!! :stupid:
but...
I wanna be a Explorer and a Adventure Doxie,  going where no Doxie had gone before.... or wanna go after....
got most the clothes...

[Madderoos Mom]

Madderoo would be on the janitorial staff at Duggie's fine hotel.  Her specialty would be cleaning the kitchen floor...ahem...if you get my drift.

Bonnie would be the Head Greeter and dancing girl.  She just loves everybody and can really shake her booty.  She could also be head fanner to low flying mosquitos with the way she wags her LOOONG tail.  She's a real tail wagger all the time.

[Kelly]

Here's the jobs for the 4 at my house!

1. Annie: Telling you when it's time for something to eat no matter what time it was during the day!  :apls:

2.Blusky: Official lap tester! Will sit on anyones lap that will let him! :thumb:

3.Fritz: Experienced Guard Dog! He could be snoozing or just laying around and all of a sudden he goes flying to his guard post in the recliner next to the picture window in our family room. :thumb:

4.Manny: Experienced Guard Dog along with Fritz! When ever Fritz is guarding at the window from the recliner and happens to start barking at something outside Manny is right there beside him and most of the time they usually get the other 2 started. :thumb:

[David C.]

For Zora, it would be a nanny, hands down.  Even though she never had a litter of her own, her maternal instincts are extremely strong.

Zeke would be a plastic surgeon as he can give nose jobs by head butting people on their snouts.

[MyLittleBoo]

I fink dat I would have to be a "PwayPuppy" model....                 At least dat's what my momma sez dat I am good at...  *see pics*

[JetEd73]

Ms. Lucy would be a prison matron...mean little ole beotch... or a frisbee tester, one of the two.

Mr. Wilson, he would be a night watchman or toy tester, test to see how long it takes to dig the squeeky out of the toy.

Shorty would be a puppy model, maybe give lessons on how to be cute?

[lucylu]

Lucy would be a Walmart greeter or an airline security. She is the first to greet guest at the front door and sniffs them down to make sure there is nothing suspisious about their shoes or bottom of pants!

[sollysmom]

Solly would work at Sealy Posturepedic and most definitely be a matress tester. If he couldn't get that job, he is a great dishwasher.

Darcel

[Deb G.]

Stormy would likely be a food taster, but he also would do gigs at night on his duck.  He is a known "duckist", and is often a soloist (have you not heard Mozart's Concerto in A Minor for Duck and Orchestra, or the Bach's well known "Ducketta and Fugue"?) on his squeaky duck. 

Sophie is a real Princess, (yes, with a capital P) and does Charity Sock Location, and enjoys the sport of treeing a squirrel, but would likely not get a job.

[cheryl186]

Zoe would work for a pest control company, chasing illegal squirrels, moles, voles, birds and anything else unwanted out of everyone's yards.  Winston would be involved in a sleep study as a test subject; helping doctors find out what dreams subconsciously mean. 

[laura*romeos*mommy]

Romeo could be a bed tester, a food taster and a begger, and a toy tester because he can shake a stuff animal to death lol lol :)
hugs and love laura