Dis Just In!!!

[doxielady5569128]

DOX News has learned that da "baby girl" (aka Jade) has committed yet another crime!     While under the not so watchful eye of her video-gaming owner, she got quite bored yesterday afternoon.   She then allegedly made the decision to commit premeditated video-game destructicide.     It is said dat while her owner played, she grabbed one of da games out of da box and began to chew on da case.    Her chewing was done so quietly and discreetly dat da owner sat dere not noticing.   

Eventually, da video game case was fully destroyed and she , allegedly, began to work on eating da game.    Fortunately for her, she was only able to scratch it up badly.    This will allow her to receive a much lighter sentence  for dis new crime of premeditated video-game destructicide.   

Her lawyer Sir Liechtenstein informed us dat he is doing everything he can to "keep dat girl outta twubble until her preliminary hearing."    Jade is currently being held in DoxieLand jail with a bond of $ 1,000,000.     

'Porting for DOX News,  dis has been Porky Pie and remember, you heard it here first!   


On a side note:  Thank you to all who sent well wishes during my recent albeit brief illness. You are da best!!!   

[Kelly]

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Welcome back buddy! We're glad to hear that you're doing better! Kelly,Annie,Blusky,Fritz&Manny in Illinois! Have a good one little buddy! :thumb:

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

Yuh oh, sounds like her only mistake was not runnin' fast enough away from the scene of the crime. At least Porky didn't get framed!

[JetEd73]

Judge Wilson here!

All rise!

I hereby declare that Baby Dog Jade's status as Honorary Dachshund is Officially declared on Probation until these matters are addressed by the Doxie Court Of The United States Of America.

Court in now adjurned :verdict:

[cheryl186]

Welcome back Porky!!!  We missed you portin in with the Dox News!!!   Poor baby dog Jade....is there anyway of getting her bail reduced?  Say to 10% or Surety Bond?

[papbouv]

Of course one way to keep baby dog Jade out of trouble is with a umbilical cord ( 6 ft. leash on baby dog Jade  attached to Human in charge at the time at all times while in the a for mentioned home with all the good stuff to get into.) Otherwise crate time or out side time.Then no jail time, court time lawyers fees and all the expenses of the court.Reporter Porky is doing a great job so glad he is feeling so much better.Soon hopefully all the allergens will be down & out for the winter.
Papbouv

[AnnieofNJ]

Thanks for the latest news on Baby Dog Jade.  She is a real wild one.  We're glad the court has put her honorary doxie membership on probation.  We think the leash idea might help her.

Porky, we're so happy to have reporting again. 

Annie & the New Jersey Doxie Gang

[sollysmom]

Waits a minute here.  Eyes fink dat hooman should be to blame.  Whose in deir right minds would weave anyfing on da floor wiff a baby awound.  Eyes say dat da hooman is at fault, not our sweet little Baby Jade. 

Sol Da Man