I got bambozzled!!

[peterparker]

Parker here: We went to the country club kennel to drop daddy off first. The lady took me to play with the other doggies while Mommy and Daddy registered. Should have know somethin was up when I got a huggies, and  kissers. Anyways 24 loooooooong hours later they returned. I didn't get to go to the weddin - Mommy went with Daddy, and she knows I'm her favorite love bug. hmmmmmm. At the kennel I had a private room with a TV, playtime with other little doggies, and lots of one on one walkies with a lady, then I got a theraputic message to help me relax at night. I had a terrible time, and really missed my Mommy. When Mommy and Daddy returned, I gave them the silent treatment. They needs to know how I feel about the kennel. When I got home, I went straight to my playpen, and ignored them. I also has a girlfriend now, but don't tell Mommy. She not my favorite anymore.

[Frankys_mom]

HEY
We wants to get bamboozled too..... we'd luv a massage and our own tv!
:thumb:
Franky & Delilah

[PattyInAK]

Make sure they get you a suite next time, with an in-room bar, etc......

[doxielady5569128]

I would definately sue for emotional damages.   Jus' don't tell da judge about da massage and da tv.     Iffen I was you, I would contact Auntie Karen's herd about legal advice.   Maybe they could do Pro-"Bone"O.   Dat means you pay dem bones instead of da money. 

your friend,
Porky Pie

[sollysmom]

Of all da nerve.  Eyes agree wiff Porky Pie eyes fink you needs a lawyer, too.  When Auntie Karen gets back from camping youse needs to get with Beau Leaky, Esquire.  He's can tell you whats to do about being dwopped off wiffout youse consent.

Sol Da Man 

[peterparker]

Parker here: When Mommy is at work tomorrow, I'm going through the yella pages and going to get me a lawyer. I'm suing for toys to compensate me being left at the country club kennel. It was a terrible place. TV was black and white, theraputic massage was only 1hour, and the walkies were  20 minutes every two hours. Rest of the time I played with the other doggies. Some of them doggies were real yappers. (Except my girlfriend, I really liked her).I'm thinking at least a squeaky ball, and a squeaky stuffer, and maybe a new blankie.

[Barb]

We vote you should get all that you are asking for PLUS eggies for din-din once a week for the rest of de year..... do we hear a big YEA ?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Rudy and Brandy

[doxielady5569128]

I think the toys sound good, and the eggies too, however, I think you should consult a lawyer about getting the largest settlement possible.  This is outrageous!  A black and white tv?!  You've got to be kidding me!!   

[Roberta]

Amy and Oliver, wez  think you should also sue for none wide screen TV and no cable.............Go forit

[Brekkesmom]

 :idiot: Hunh?  What kinda place makes you watch black & white tv?  We didn't even know they still made those!  Sue, sue, sue!  And the eggies sound like a great idea - but ask for twice a week, so if it gets reduced, you can still have 'em once a week!