I spoke too soon.....

[doxielady5569128]

Porky Pie here:  'Member how I said da twubble hasn't been findin' me much??  Well, its definately found me now.  Mama and my hoogwandma had to go cwean da church again today so cousin Bandit (a standard) and I got left at home.   ALONE!!!   :crazyeyes:  Dey left us out of da cwates cause dey were onwy gonna be gone an hour or two.   

Well.....Bandit and I got to playin' and wrestlin' around.  Den I decided a game ofchase would be a blast.     Dats where da twubble comes in.   I chased Bandit and he umped up on da back of da couch.  I thought dat was pretty clever so I decided to try it.   BAD IDEA!!!     I jumped up dere to get him and missed!  I slid right off da couch and onto da lamp.   I don't just mean any old lamp, I mean DA LAMP.  It belonged to my gweat hoogwandma.  Basically its irwepwaceable.  Whateber dat means.     Anyway....da lamp and me fell on da floor and SMASH, it broke.   Lucky for me I didn't break.   

Before I could get it cleaned up, guess who walked in?!   Mama and hoogwandma.  Bandit was no help at all, he just hid unda da couch.   In his defense, he was stuck unda dere, but I still resent him for not helping.   I was in BIG BIG twubble.   Since I was standing by da evidence I have no alibi.   Also to make matters worse, da cat was outside, so I couldn't blame her!!   

I ya don't hear fwom me for a few days, I may need some help.  I haven't gotten da jail time yet, but I fink its coming. 

[Sandishooligans]

Poooooooor Porky Pie.  Turn on da CUTE button.  Wienerdogs can get away with ANYTHING jes' cuz we're CUTE.

Dat's what my mommy sez, anyhoo.

Wuv Maddewoo.

[papbouv]

Look really,really sad and Mom & grandma might forgive you in time just hang out under the bed for awhile outa sight outa mind might work instead of jail time. You are going to have to be a very good boy for some time to come.
Patches & Buddy

[doxielady5569128]

I neber got dat jail time.  Weird.  I guess I'm just lucky.    :apls:   Plus, I heard an interesting conversation tween mama and gwandma, Grandma-"Well dats one way to get rid of dat ugly thing!  I've been begging your father for years to sell it or throw it away. "    Mama- "HA HA"   

So...turns out dey didn't eben want dis fing.    Typically dey like dese heirloom fings, but I guess dis one was jus' too ugly.  I fink maybe I'll try breaking more fings since dey didn't get mad at me.  But, I'll be sure and wait till my scapegoat, da C-A-T is in to take da fall.  (Jus' in case!)   

[papbouv]

you are one lucky boy bet you were glad to hear they thought the lamp was ugly & no jail time just make sure the next thing you break is on the ugly list keep your ears open for hints. I would still try to be good for awhile.
Patches & Buddy