STOP DA PRESSES!!! CALL DOXHOONT WES-Q! I BIN TWAMOTIZED!!!!!

Started by Doxherding Karen, December 05, 2007, 12:09:09 PM

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Doxherding Karen

I got my towz chopped and five teef stoled outta my mouf by dat lady hoo kalz herself a dokter!!!  WHAT IZ HER DEAL?  AUNTIE KAWEN GIBBED ME EGGIES WIF SUM STUFF IN IT AND NOW I'M WEALLY SLEEPY.  QUIK - SEND DA SWAT TEEM TO THIRTY. . .THIRTY FOUR. . .  THIRTY FOUR OH. . . OH LET ME LAY DOWN FOR JUST A MINIT I'LL BE RIGHT. .SNNnnnnnnzzzzzzzz. . .


ginnnnnnnnnniiiiiizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :sleepy2:
"I tried marriage and children - it ended badly. 
I'm doing much better with dachshunds and rabbits."

Kari

Oh No!! You poor baby!! I hope you feel better - milk it for all its worth!!  :ambulance:  :bandaid:
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Barb

Oh no !!!  Sending rays and lots of good thoughts that you get more eggies...with CHEESE in the and that you feel better when you wake up !!!  let us know !
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Sandishooligans

Poor little Guiness.  Did dat vet dokter steal your tweats too, while you were sweeping?  Somebody put da fone down heah sose I can weech it.  Uhhhhhh, what's dat number to da ASPCA?  I say twubbo in wivver city, dats what weeze got heah.

:heart: Maddewoo

doxielady5569128

You poor guy!!  You deserve triple treats tomorrow.   I hope you could at least enjoy your eggies.   Get some rest little buddy.

papbouv


sollysmom

Solly here.  I know whaz you mean.  I was at the doktor last year and he took 12 of my teethie  and shorten my tootsies.

Feel beddar soon.   :hkiss:
Handle every "Situation" like a dog.
If you can't eat it or play with it,
tinkle on it and walk away.

Dee Dee and Hallie

oh poor baby. Tell Karen that nothing heals sore teeth and gums faster than more eggs!  :thumb:
Hallie sez: Eat, drink and be hairy
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cheryl186

Guiness, dis is Winston.  I finks dat you need some more of dem eggies and tweats....but I also fink dat you need a new bobo.......twamotizashun can git us furkids lots of attenshun and pwesents if we pwaktice da widdle piddiful L@@K...iffin ya know what I mean :thumb:
Lovingly owned by Winston, Zoe, Sheba, Callie, Tigger, Molly, Maggie, Oreo-Angel and Princess Angel

doxielady5569128

Great idea Winston.  A new Bobo, new blankies,  belly rubs, and basically the all around royal treatment are in order here. 

Roberta

You poor traumatised dachie............eggies are called for, so is ice cream.
Ollie and AMY
Roberta, Nick,  Oliver and Ella  and watched over by Emma, Angus, Ingrid and Amy

otherwise known as "Da Gang Down under"

Totally and wholly addicted to Dachshounds

Doxherding Karen

Quote from: doxielady5569128 on December 06, 2007, 09:56:26 AM
Great idea Winston.  A new Bobo, new blankies,  belly rubs, and basically the all around royal treatment are in order here. 

Dat would all be gweat, 'ceptin' Auntie Kawen LEFT ME!  She's gone to Chattanoooooooooooooga to visit dat kid of hers, D'niel for Chanukah.

I got Auntie Ann wapped awound my liddle dew claw - what's left of it afta da toe chop.

My mouf is feeling beddah, but I still can't tawk.  Is da swat teem comin?  Dey should let Merlin and Beau out for a little R and R.  Roscoe is Mr. Avatar - he can stay here by hisself!

Gin-Gin
"I tried marriage and children - it ended badly. 
I'm doing much better with dachshunds and rabbits."