Pwincess Emmy??? My mama is goin away again!

[TerriL]

Hi Pwincess Emmy, dis is yer fwend Pwincess Bea.   I hab not written to you in awhile but dis twavesty deserves a post!  Yep... my hoosisie Loretta (but we calls her Rett) is gonna get mawwied to her boyfwend pwetty soon in December.   Dey been plannin  dis BIG party called a WEDDING and get dis....we (meaning me an Buelah and Oscy and Toby-Man) are not invited to dis WEDDING.  Nope....mama sez dat we gets to go to our Gwammies house but we gots to stay der during da WEDDING.  Course she did say dat we get lots of tweats at Gwammies house but still....I love parties!  Parties mean EGGIES and PREZZIES and ICE CWEAM!  Anyway, dat is not weally da pwoblem.  Da mediate pwoblem is dat mama is going away to watch Rett get a SHOWER.  Isin't dat da silliest thing you eber heard of?  Da girl is 29 years old and she gots to hab mama gib her a SHOWER????  WIDICULOUS IF YOU ASK ME!!!!
Mama gots to go to New York on Thursday wif dat suitcase and she is gonna leave us fer FOUR days!!!!!  FER A SHOWER!  Can you belive dat cwaziness??????  Not only dat but mama is HAPPY bout dis SHOWER!  Usually when she has to go away on da business she is sad but not dis time!  Parantly SHOWERS are fun fer hoomans who are gonna get a WEDDING. .  Now as you know, eber since I twied to eat dat nasty frog I been a little scared of da bafs and da water.  If you wemember, my mama twied to dwown me getting all dat froggy junk out of my mouf.  Not fun Emmy....  not fun at all!  I sure hope she doesn't hab to twy to dwown Rett in da SHOWER!   Da only good thing is dat we get to stay wif daddy and he always shares his food wif us.  Sometimes we eben get a McDonalds hamburger and some french fwies when mama goes away cuz daddy doesn't like to cook much.  I guess dat won't be so bad.  McDonalds is WEALLY good stuff Emmy....did you eber get da hamburger????????? 
How are dem puppies at yer house Emmy?  I bet der getting big now!  Do dey like to pway wif you?  Maybe yer mama could show us some piccies of you wif dem puppies????  We sure would like dat!
Pwinces puppy kisses to you Emmy!  Write to me soon!  Love, Pwincess Bea

[MyLittleBoo]

Hi Pwincess Bea...   Sure gwad to hear fwom ya....     WHY is your momma going ta gib your hoosissie a SHOWER?!?!?!?!   Isn't she old enough ta do dat on her own???     :scratch:         Sounds a wittle fishy ta me, Pwincess Bea....   I fink dat you should contact Mr. Leaky bout your rights on dis awarming situation...   Dat's what I fink...   But, hey if ya get Micky D's, eben better...   I neber had dat before...   We don't hab one here...  Dis is a vewwy small town....   I mean our city sign, says popuwation 2786...   Can you bewieve dat???   We hab a gwocewy store dat is closed on Sundays, can you bewieve dat!!!!!!    And, dat is our only one...   It is weally small here....   It is pwetty though...    And, I 'member dat fwoggy dat you ated....   I still can't bewieve dat your momma twied to dwoned ya!!!!        :crazyeyes:     Maybe you better gib your hoosissie a heads up on dat...   Den she can be pwepared, in case your momma twies ta dwoned her when she gibs her dat shower....    All of our puppies hab new homes...    Dey were fun ta pway wif though...   Momma sez she gots ta see on yesterday at da work....   She camed in wif her new mommma and daddy...   Momma sez dat she got ta hold her for a minute, and dat she is gettin weally tall....   So, we don't hab no more piccies ta show.....          And, you know what!!!!!     I didn't get ta see my momma much yesterday....   We had a big scawe yesterday!!!   My daddy and momma was at da work, and dey both had ta come home early...   My hoosissie, Shanelle (the youngest), had some nail glue (not sure why) on her hand and rubbed her eye!!!!!!!!!    So, momma and daddy had ta rush her to da bigger hospital!!!!  Luckiwy it didn't get on her eye, just on her lashes and outer eyelid....   Da Dr. sez dat she can't go to school til it opens, so's dat it don't accidentiwy get opened and make a wacerwation....   So, she might get to go to da work wif my momma and if not, I get dem both home for a couple of days....     I hope dat you hab fun wif your daddy while your momma goes ta gib Rett her shower, just make dat she knows, she could be dwonded....    My famiwy is going to see my momma's Gwampa today...   Now dat dey are all ober dat cold dey had...   I will talk to you later Pwincess Bea....   Hab a good time wif your daddy...   Gib eberybody a puppy kiss for me....   Lub ~ Pwincess Emmy     

[TerriL]

Wowee Emmy!  Dat is WEALLY scawey!  I neber been to da hospital before but it's pwobley like da vets fer hoomans, right?  I am sowwy dat her eye is all owwie but I am happy dat maybe dey get to stay home wif YOU!  I LOVE it when mama takes da mental healthy days.  Eben if she does work on da computer from home it's sure fun to have her here! 
ALL DEM PUPPIES GOT NEW FOREVER HOMES?????  Dat is weally good fer dem but I bet you miss dem.  Course it's nice to be da baby of da house again.  I LUB bein da baby of our house.  I am pwetty sure dat I gets away wif a lot of stuff dat Buelah an Oscy and Toby-Man don't get away wif.  I just gib dem my Pwincess look and dat is all it takes!  Don't tell anyone though....dat's our secwet WEAPON! 
My mama isin't goin to gib Rett a SHOWER till thursday.  So at least I gets to cuddle wif her fer a couple more days.  I'm gonna take full vantage of DAT!  I also think dat it's good dat we got Dr. Leaky fer professional advice on things like dis situation.  I bet HE would make sure dat mama won't dwown Rett!  Maybe HE can figure out why she needs mama fer a SHOWER!  Dat girl doesn't know how my mama can be wif water!  She's a danger let me tell you!  I heard her talkin to daddy bout gibin us BAFS before she goes and she will pwobley want to clean my EARS and chop my TOES!  I better pwactice up on my wiggling my butt so dat she can't hold me down! 
Yer town is WEALLY little but that is probley kinda nice.  You gets to know lots of people and I bet all of dem just love you!  My city is kinda big and sometimes it's kinda noisy eben though our stweet is quiet.  I think dat maybe you should just make sure dat you NEBER RUN OUT OF TWEATS ON SUNDAYS!  WHEW....dat would be TEWWIBLE! 
Gib your mama a kiss fwom me.....  and tell yer mama dat she should gib you some extwa belly rubs today!  Bye for now Emmy!  Write to me soon!

[Barb]

We hates it when our mama brings out dat suitcase....but, like you we kinda don't mind, cause dad is a pushover for nibbles !!!  Tell your mom to have fun !