We gots in TROUBLE....

[TerriL]

Dis is Oscy speaking for all of us.  Mama got mad at us and if I must say so, she was WAY off base.  When mama goes to work we gets to stay in da kitchen wif da doggy door open so dat we can go outside to play in da yard and to do our...well, you know.  Anyways in da kitchen mama gots a big book shelf dat she keeps all of her cook book collection.  She doesn't put stuff on da bottom shelf cuz we can reach it an she thinks dat we might get into stuff.  Anyways....whew...dis is a long story.  What she didn't know is dat we can also reach the next shelf UP!  So she gots a box der and we pushed dat box off da shelf and den, I don't know how it happened, but the fun began.  We chewed and chewed until da box came open and inside was a TREASURE.  Yep...it was a whole box filled wif what mama called CHECKS.  Yep....every single one of dem little books had pages and pages of CHECKS.  Dey are soooo much fun to rip up and play wif.  We even got some of dem little books of out da doggy door and into da yard!  Da whole yard and da kitchen had REALLY cool little pieces of blue CHECKS everywhere. 
Personally, I was pretty excited to see her reaction to how we did such a good job.  Well I gots to say dat da reaction was NOT what we spected.  Mama said some things dat I probley can't tell you bout.   
DEN...just to show you how wrong she was....she made us WAIT fer our supper till she cleaned up all dem little blue check pieces.  Dat is just WRONG.  I think dis constitutes pupper abuse...dat is what I think.  Later on she did give us our kisses and belly rubs but I don't think dat we should hab to wait fer stuff like food and belly rubs. 
So dat is da story and today der is nothing on dat shelf either.  Mama's are sure cwazy some times!  :idiot:

[Barb]

Sorry Terri - but I giggled out loud reading the kids story.......  dang those mischevious furkids !!!  Sorry for the mess.... but they sounds SO pleased with their decorating !!!  Hope they didn't swallow too much....you may be seeing blue pieces for a while !!!

[Brekkesmom]

Brekke here:  Dear Oscy and family,
                         I feel your pain.  I also stay in the kitchen when my hooparents are gone, but I can't even get to the bottom shelf, because I have an x-pen, and that is blocked off, so I can't reach over it, or get through it to get to the cookbooks.  My food is on the next shelf up, so, believe me when I say I have tried!  However, I have Momma well-trained!  I get breakfast at different times, because she is on "summer bacation" - not sure  what that is, but sometimes she sleeps later than other days, but I am proud to say that my dinner is at 6:00 or earlier, no matter what!

[Leslie]

Oscy, tell mom she gotta make you stand up and den measure you and den add 6 inches for yer tongue. Den add another good foot to account for a highly motivated Loki dawg and that is the minimum height restriction at our house. 

You are lucky you only had fun wiff CHECKS.  Never never tear up money!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TerriL]

but I am proud to say that my dinner is at 6:00 or earlier, no matter what!

Brekke....we ALWAYS get dinner at 5:30.  Dat is as soon as mama comes home and puts her bags down.  Den we EAT.  She made us wait til 6:30.  A crime against dachsie nature I think!

[Kari]

LOL - I totally just cracked up out loud when I read this!! 

[Mike]

I get breakfast at different times, because she is on "summer bacation" - sometimes she sleeps later than other days, but I am proud to say that my dinner is at 6:00 or earlier, no matter what!

Clifford here:  Brekke, you need to work that breakfast a bit more.  I get mine between 5 and 5:30 am EVERY morning.  I stand by the bed and whine and Dad gets up to get rid of the 14 lb "mosquito".  Then on the weekends we go back to bed for a couple of hours.

[Doxherding Karen]

You guys are SO LUCKY!  We don't even get a bweakfast!  We get one meal a day!  That Auntie Karen - what is her deal?

She says once a day is enough fer The Herd.  The Herd says dis is abusive.  Does anybody know the phone number to da SPCA or PETA?

Merlin The Magician

[Delia and girls]

Oh, man, Terri!  That is hillarious! I can only imagine the look on your face when you got home. That must have taken most of the day. Were they tired?!

Gretchie got her paws and teeth on Ron's wallet when she was little. Ron had gone to the bank because he was flying to Atlanta to pick Ilsa up from her breeder. He got home, got ready for work and went to work. He worked nights. He always took his driver's license and eating money to work and left his wallet at home.I got up the next morning and went to work. He called me at work asking me where his wallet had been because there was money all over the house and in the backyard. We had a doggie door. Luckily, she didn't like the taste of the money and it had not been windy. All the money was found and we were still able to pay for Ilsa.  He did, however, have to get another wallet.

This reminds me of another incident when Gretchie was a puppy. I was at work and Ron was home with Gretchie and Nugget-Angel. He looked out back and there was Gretchie, chewing on what looked like a half of a plastic egg. He thought it was part of something important but couldn't figure it out. He took it away from her and put it up. This happened three more times throughout the day. Long story short...they were the covers to the bolts holding the toilets down! He would take one away and she'd go get her another one until she'd gone through all four of them!

[Teresa]

I'm so sorry for all the trouble you had to go through picking up the pieces of "blue checks", but I thoroughly enjoyed coming home after my long work day and ready Oscy's story. I'll be laughing about this one for awhile!

I just read this to Randy, he said they were just making "Checks Mix" cause they wanted a snack 

[MyLittleBoo]

 :crazyeyes:   Oh No, Oscy!!!!!!!!   I bet dat your momma was weally mad....  Did you laugh at da look on her face???  I bet she eben said some words ta make you puppers ears burn....          Maybe it is a good fing dat my mommz and daddy keep dere checks up high....  Was dey tasty???  Well, I fink dat da mommas should put stuffs up higher out of our reaches....  Jus dis morning, my momma left her coffee on da side table....   Well, she uses dat YUMMY cweamer stuff....  By da time she figured me out, dat coffee was half gone.....    :scratch:   I jus gabed her da look dat I's been working on....  And she asked,"who's been dwinking my coffee?".....   I weally twied ta bwame it on da hoo siblings....  But, dat didn't work, cuz before I knowed what was happening, I's started running around all hyper and pwaying "attack" wif my momma and da kids....  Momma sez dat I was a "cwazy doggie".....  She eben called me "scitzo-Emmy".....       I guess I did get jus a little wild....             But, I had fun....  I guess da moral is dis: If your gonna dwink dat YUMMY coffee, den jus keep it at a minimum (whateber dat is).....  I hope dat you get your dinner on time tonight....   I know dat I sure lub my bweakfast and dinner....  I can't imagine waiting longer for it to find it's way to da dish....   Hugs to you, Bea, Beaulah, and da Toby-Man....  Oh, and twy and gib your momma special hugs....   And, remember ta always gib her da look....  One more question Oscy??  What is sooo special bout an anniversary???  My momma jus got back fwom dat bacation, and now she says dat her and daddy's anniversary was yesterday, so's dey is going out of town dis weekend!!!!!!!       Can you beweive dat????        I mean really, jus how many bacations do dem mommas need????       Lub~ Pwincess Emmy da Cwazy Coffee Dwinker.....           

[Doxherding Karen]

My dear Pwincess Emmy:

Next time, try Decaf!

Dr. Juan Valdez Leaky

[Sandishooligans]

Oh my Oscy!  That was HOWLARIOUS!  Yep, those little stinkers can really do a number on things.  I remember when we had Dixie, our first Dachsie, we came home one night and our little condo backyard looked like it had pink cotton candy all over it.  The little rodent had gone under the house and pulled out the pink insulation and decorated the yard with it.

[doxielady5569128]

Dear Oscy,
Dat was pwetty bad alright, but nofing compared to somefing i did a few months ago.  By da way, wat is rent money?     i'm still twying to figure dat out.   Anyway, dis one day i saw my hoodad's wallet on da table.  i couldn't wesist , I just had to see wat he keeps in dere!!      So....I cwimbed up on da chair and sniffed it.  i didn't smell nofing intewesting, but i knew dere has to be somefing good in dere cause he's always carrying it eberywhere. 

I looke bof ways to see if any hoopeople were around.  Den i jumped on da table fwom da chair.  Man that was fun and swippery!!!   When i gots up dere I chewed his wallets to bits.  All dis cool gween stuff camed out.   I kept chewing and chewing until....BUSTED!!!!!  Daddy walked into da room and saw me.      He was not happy. All I could understand fwom his yelling was somefing about da rent money.   OH he was mad!!!   

Luckiwy i only ate $50 of da rent money.  Da rest was tucked away in da bank.  PHEW!!!   I guess rent must pwetty important.   

your buddy,
Porky Pie

[PattyInAK]

LOL!!!  Thats funny!

[Doxherding Karen]

I have to say that just today Dr. Leaky took the ultra tough Orvis special doggie bed and chewed a nice hole in it to let out about 10,000 little tiny white styrofoam pellets, that are now sticking to every available area in the tri-state area.

So much for puppy proof.  I'd like to see "pupper proof"!

Karen