How to get all the cookies you want --by Loki

[Leslie]

Tis is TOO EASY!!!!!!!!   When momma iz not wookin' hie yerself over to the compost heap and poke yer snoot inside the wire fence thingee.  When she calls yer name, look all casual and stuff and wag yer tail then grab the slimiest, rotty-est fur mold covered piece o' I dunknowWHAT    :eeew:   it is and start chomping down.  When momma seez you wit it, gwowl at her until she goes inda house and comes out sweet talkin' ya wiff COOKIES!  She'll take it away and fling it over da fence BUT

da bestest part is when ya hoik up the nasty thing on the porch and then EAT IT AGAIN!  Yum. You will get MORE cookies! This werks every time and it doesn't matter that you just had suppah.

[doxielady5569128]

Porky here:  Gweat post!!!  U and I should write da book on da artof getting fwee tweats.  I gots some good ideas too!!   You theory also works on anyfing your momma doesn't want chewed up.  U takes a pair of undies or socks or basically ay laundwy dat just gots washed and you hide under to couch or table or whateber is handy.  Den da momma's hab to come running ober to it and twy to get you out by holding a tweat out for you.  Yous gets dabonus tweat when you sneak out weally fast and chow down da cookie den hide under da couch again.     Dis makes da momma hab to bwing anodder tweat. 

Warning:  Dis only works for like a half hour, de da momma gets mad and you in da cwate after you finawy come out!   Odder den dat you get an unwimited amount of cookies till momma blows a gasket.   :thumb:   Good luck wif da "Cookies for free campaign." 

P.S.  If I find odder cwever ideas for free cookies, I'l share.   Loki I weally liked your idea.  I'l hab to twy it tonight.  YIPEEE!!!!

[Valerie]

Cookie here: Loki and Porky- we all thinks alike...  My mean momma is stingy with cookies.  :idiot:  what i do is sniff out the cat cookies outside and casually walk over so mama doesn't suspect nuthing, then munch as fast as I can, before she yells, we don't eat cat poop!  Well, she doesn't haf to eat da cat poop, but I think its tasty. 
Porky- mama's doin' laundry now- I plan to try your idea.  I really really really need more cookies. 
Loki- I wish we had a yard so I could eat more nasty stuff.  You're my hero!

[doxielady5569128]

OOH!!! You are a smart one Cookie!!  I neber eben fought of da cat poo fing!!  Dats a gweat idea!!   I hab eaten it afore but always dwop it when momma yells at me.  I'll just hafta member to hold it in my mouf till se gibs me the tweat or chomp it down so she gibs one of dose minty tweats she has.   :apls:  We keep getting dese good ideas we won't need any food, just weats all day!!!!!!!! :meme: 

[Mike]

Clifford here:  you might try skwirl nuggets as well.  Oaky flavor with a hint of sunflower seed.

[Brekkesmom]

Well, sheesh, eberbody!  I jus tell my daddy that Momma didn give me any brekfast, and he gives me treats - works every day, like a charm!  But I'll put this in the Brekkefiles, in case I have to resort to nefarious ideas! Smooche!   Love, Brekke

[Roberta]

Amy here, I just get the stare and the real LOUD "DROP IT, AND DROP IT NOW" usually with my leash pulled tight, no cookies etc. Good girl does't seem to cover it.
Amy