Porky Pie here: Westies, wottweillers, Gweat Danes, OH MY!!!!

[doxielady5569128]

Well I did go to da new cwass last night.  I was weal scared and shaking when momma was waiting in line to sign da papers and pay da money.  Dere were more dogs dere den I eber seen in my whole wife!!! :crazyeyes:  Don't tell nobody, but momma had hold me till we got all spread out in da xacise awea.   

We walked into da awea between two BIG dogs called gweat danes! Dey were named Lady and Bug.     Dere owners telled momma dat dey are mawied to each odder.  Well dose two dogs were weally nice.  Fact is dey were too fwiendwy.  Lady kept trying to pick me up, she fought I was her baby dog.   Da 'structor came ober and said momma and I had to move.   We got moved tween a wittle scottish girl and a westie.   Well turns out dey were gonna be my good buddies too.  We couldn't stop pwaying and pay 'tension.   So...we got moved again.     Dat last time we got moved by a wottweiller named Ralph and anoder weird looking dog named Keenot???  

After I finawy got a good spot da cwass started.  We walked in circles, sit, and pwacticed heel.  Da 'stuctor lady talked a lot!!   She spected me and da odder dogs to sit for 20 minutes while she talked.   In da middle of her bwabbing, a boxer (da bad dog)  bited anodder dog.   We are gonna stay away fwom dat dog!! 

Da 'stuctor told momma I was cute.     And, she used my chain cowar to show how to use it pwoperwy.  Cause momma was da onwy person who put it on da dog wight.   She eben petted me on da head when she bwought back my cowar and put it on me.   I also got anodder compwiment from her, ( I fink).   She said to momma dat i am da onwy doxies dat has EBER sat on command da first night.     All da odders she taught ober da last 20 years were too stubborn!


I fink I'm gonna wike dis cwass.  Da onwy fing I didn't wike, was dey were twying to get me to sit on cold pavement.  Ya Right!!     Dere is no way I'm sitting my butt down on da cold concwete!   I did sit when we got on da dirt dough.   :apls:

[cheryl186]

  OH MY GOODNESS PORKY PIE!!!  I JUST LOVE TO READ YOUR STORIES!!!  I am so glad that you liked your class last night....and it is wonderful that you are the bestest and cutest doxie puppy they have had and the first to sit on command the first night....momma must be very proud of you  :thumb: as we all are!!!

Congratulations and keep up the good work!!!!!!  Porky Pie....You Rock!!

[doxielady5569128]

Thanks cheryl!   We really did have fun going to class together.   Apparently Porky will only sit if I say "please"     Everytime I gave the command he would look at me like, "yeah right."  Then when I bent down and said, "Porky, please!" he would sit down instantly.  Our instructor said she thinks he got confused about the word.     Not sure how to fix it.  So...I guess I'll command "please" every time I need him to sit.   

[Valerie]

Oh he's not confused, he just wants you to say please. 

I love reading Porky's perspective- he is such a funny dog!