Scooby, Delia, and da other Bostons.

[doxielady5569128]

Porky Pie here:  Well, dis morning I was waked up by some vewy wude neighbors!   I was sweeping peacefuwy in my bed (da big bed of course!)  :thumb: , when I heard dis racket.   Just barking and barking in my fwont yard.    Momma picked me up and we went to check it out. 

Once I was outside I saw dem.  It was da gang of Boston terriers dat  live down da stweet.   Golly dey were loud.  Dere is 5 of dem.  Once dey saw me dey were speechless.  I fink cause I'm so handsome.    Den I saw da neighbor boy come running down da dwiveway to get his dog.  Dis is when I learned dere names.  The boss (dad) is Scooby, his wife is named Delia, and dey have free kids, Bonnie, Bailey, and Brad.    Man...dose girls of dere's were cute!!!  

Just to let you all know...Bostons are a fwiendwy species for us doxies.   Dese ones checked out okay and were weally nice.   Plus, dey bringed me a tweat.    :apls:  Well, actuawy I stole dere tweat.       So... if you meet up with a pack of Bostons its okay to 'ssociate wif dem.


P.S.  I forgot to say dat dey don't like cats neider.  And dey smell like us doxies, not like da cats at all. Dey definately pass the 'spection. :meme:

[Valerie]

  I love the way Porky writes- Its hilarious!

[doxielady5569128]

Porky Pie here:  Fanks for da compwiment.  Momma finks I should wite a book.  Called "Porky Pie: Memiors of a Wiener."  What cha fink??  I gwad you like my stowies.  I wike to let the other weiners know when I learn somefing new.  Share my knowledge, ya know.   :thumb:

Love and licks 

[Teresa]

I think you should write a book. I might even become a bestseller. Here's a thought-If you write the book and it DOES become a bestseller, the husband of the owner of the bookstore where your mamma has been working can call YOU (and your mamma) to come and do a booksigning! That would be just perfect!!

[papbouv]

Please write a book who knows might be a best sellerand you would not have to work any more???
Papbouv

[cheryl186]

Porky....I just LOVE to read about your adventures!!!        Yes, a book is definitely in order...cause you rock!    

[doxielady5569128]

Aw...Fanks...  Da bestseller fing would be funny.  Cause 'stead of momma having to kiss dose aufors butts, da boss would have to kiss hers to get her to come do da signing.    Well....Least dats wat momma says.  One problem, momma would need a pubwisher and a illustwator.    :thinik:  Hmmm....