A night of little sleep and lots of laughter

[doxielady5569128]

I was having quite a time falling asleep last night.  Porky was lying next to me in the big bed all stretched out and my husband was lying next to him.   My husband has had a bad cold so he was snoring away.  Porky must have been dreaming because he was kicking me and growling in his sleep.     

As I lie there trying not to laugh at "the boys", I heard my husband mumble something.  I asked him what he said and he responded, "the canned food, duh!"   I was quite confused by this so questioned him more.  He then informed me that if I "go to  Walmart and buy the canned food, I will get a raise at work because I am nice. Plus, we will get pregnant and have healthy kids."     What in the world?!   Makes me wonder what was going through his mind and what he was dreaming about.  Any ideas????   Either that or they put some potent stuff in that canned food!!   

At the end of the "sleep" conversation I was laughing so hard I found it VERY difficult to stop and go to sleep.   Let me know your opinions as to what this means.  Just curious to see what you all think. 

[cheryl186]

  ahem....now that my laughter has subsided....your husband must be worried about the pet food recall....he is concerned about your job at the book store....and lastly.....he thinks you are sexy....  If I were you...I would stay away from the canned food!!!   

[Jeri]

Heck, if it means I will get pregnant and have a healthy baby, not only would I go to Walmart to buy the food, but i would EAT it MYSELF!

[Mike]

Making a note:  stay away from WalMart food....

[PattyInAK]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Not real sure what all that means, but it sure was funny!

[Doxherding Karen]

 :thinik: Speaking from a psychoanalytic perspective, I vould zay off ze top of mein head, zat your spouse has unrezolved issues mit post-traumatic stress und ein latent desire to haf eider more dachshunds, children, or stock in ValMart.

Herr Doktor Sigmund Leaky,
M.D., Ph.D., F.A.C.S., D.D.S., OB.-Gyn, und stock broker mit Paine Webber

[Bratpak and Lauri]

  I'd make a detour around the canned food dept!  Luckily we don't have Wallmart over here ... 

[doxielady5569128]

   I love your perspective Dr. Leaky.    I'm definately too excited about going to Walmart anytime soon.  Athough, I'm thinking maybe we should take  trip together to see if he suggests the canned food.      I'm still trying to sort out what on earth he meant.  Oh well, I guess it was just meant for a great laugh!