Porky Pie: Boy am I confused!

[doxielady5569128]

Hey everybody.  First,momma had to work A LOT, then she had to only work a little bit (which was great), and Now...She has to work a lot again!!  I really hate her working so much.  I bwame her for me being naughty when she gets home.  I just miss her so much and can't help myself keep outta trouble cause i have so much extra energy.   

Here's the part that really confuses me.  What is my real name anyway???      When i'm good momma calls me Porky Pie or snuggle muffin.  When i'm bad, momma calls me Porky Pie Bow.  And when i'm funny she calls me Porky Beans.  So...Any clue about what my name really is?   I fink its Porky Pie Bow cause she says daddy's whole name when he's in toruble too.   

nothing too exciting has been happening.  Cept that momma is working too much.  And I keep sneaking the critters in the house.   I have made friends with a opossum, my cat (Peter), a yellow lab (April), two black labs (da girls), a Chesapeake (Chester), another cat (Mushroom), and some rabbits (about 10 of those).  I guess maybe I should be called Porky of the forest.    :thinik:   

  I need to make sure that Willy and Alex get my hugs since they lost their good friend Misty!  that makes me so so sad!!   And for Patty and Dan, i gib good doxie hugs if you need one too!     

Well, I gotta go. momma has to go to work and I'm not allowed to use da computer when shes gone. 

Love,
Porky Pie

[Barb]

We love you whatever you are called !!!  I like Porky of the Forest - that is cute - hee hee !!!!!

[Jenny G]

Porky of the Forest does sound quite majestic! :thumb:

[Teresa]

How about Porky Doolittle. It seems you talk to all the animals, not just other dogs! I hope your mom gets to stay home with you a little more sometime soon, at least if that is a good thing for mom. Sometimes, it isn't a good thing for the adults to not get to work a lot. It can really decrease the treat fund! Try to stay out of too much trouble and keep your name Porky Pie!

[Doxherding Karen]

Remembr, Porky, work is a means to an end.  Work brings in money which brings in treats, chew toys, household items for you to demolish, dog food, and any other dog essentials.  I just spent $45 on Tuffy chew toys for The Herd, who expressed their gratitude by eating my $200 shoes!

So cut Mom some slack and remember - they can call you anything as long as thy call you for dinner!