Springtime Critter Hunt and Kilt

[DeeanDave]

Sarge and Looie here:   Well, it finally is springtime and da burds are out and you all know what dat means!!!!   Sarge the hunter of da burds got his first burd of da season!  Looie helped ....following his big brudder around, like what cha doin Sarge??? Huh?Huh? Huh?

Sarge here:  I hunted down and kilt my first burd of da spring season!   I very proudly took it to Dad and placed da dead burd on da deck by da back door!  (Mom was at werk and Dad called her to report da hunt.   He didn't see me git da burd but knew it was me.....when he saw feathers on my nose and face! Dad promptly disposed of da burd....he wouldn't let me bring it in da house.....sed it would freak Mom out!    Anyone want to come and hunt with Looie and me???

[Sandishooligans]

Wow!!!  We nevered caught a BURD before.  Do they taste like chicken?  Mebbe we can come bizzit sometime and go burding.  We have kilt 3 possums between us.  Well, one weren't dayd but it was playin' dayd on da couch in da livingroom.  Papa turned him loose by da crick and now we haven't seen a possum since.  Weeze thinks the li'l baby possum dat we were playing catch with told all its friends not to come here no more.  Can't even get a decent kitty cat in the yard to chase.  We need a huntin' bacashun.

Dolly and Madderoo