Best Dog Ever ( someone on Doberman Talk found thiis on craigs list I think

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Okay, so I could totally give you the super depressing back story about how our family fell apart and the only adult left is unemployed, or tell you how this dog NEEDS YOU TO SAVE HIS LIFE. But no, YOU NEED THIS DOG. Hes neutered, wormed, flea'd, ticke'd, rabies'd, and ready to bring his awesome self into your life for a small re-homing fee.

He's a 2 year old beagle/pom mix who needs snuggles, walks, and a fenced in yard. Not much else, you know, except the duty of defending your family's honor.

Have a problem with your teenage daughter's icky boyfriend sneaking in your basement? NOT WITH THE BEST DOG EVER IN YOUR HOUSE!
-The best dog ever is guaranteed to alert you to anyone entering OR EXITING your house after dark.-

Sick of cleaning up all those cheerios and animal crackers your toddler drops like its THEIR house? NO MORE AS LONG AS THE BEST DOG EVER IS UNDERFOOT!
-The best dog ever is guaranteed to clean up any food related disaster your kids can produce.-

Are you single with a big empty bed that you've taken to sleeping in diagonally so it feels less awful to be alone? NO MORE LONELY TEARS WITH THE BEST DOG EVER!
-The best dog ever's 20lb frame and super soft fur will give you that snuggle time you need while not taking up too much space, making diagonal sleeping sill possible.-
*Note: The best dog ever is totally cool if there is two people in the bed, he likes to be under the bed just as much.

Previous dogs chew all your crap and pee on the carpet? THE BEST DOG EVER WOULD NEVER CONSIDER DOING SUCH THINGS!
-The best dog ever is more than content with his wide array of chew toys, and has actually held his bladder for 13 HOURS once when his "pet sitter" forgot about him -

Kids or significant other insist on leaving their dirty socks all around your house? NO MORE STINKY SOCKS WHEN YOU HAVE THE BEST DOG EVER!
-The best dog ever has a bit of a sock fettish. He won't destroy them, but he will find a place to stash them. FACT: Not having socks because they are being stolen by the best dog ever is the #1 cause of irresponsible people finally keeping track of their crap.-

Are you kinda chubby? BEST DOG EVER DOESN'T CARE, AND IS READY TO GET YOU ON THE PATH TO A SWEET BOD!
-The best dog ever thinks you're beautiful, no matter what they say. He will be there for you when you're sad about swimsuit season, and he'll be your Richard Simmons when its time for a change. He's not pushy about it or anything, but he does have a great daily cardio program and hes open to teaching you everything he knows!-

There are so many other benefits to being the one who brings THE BEST DOG EVER into their lives! To find out, send me and email and I'll give you more in depth information on THE BEST DOG EVER.

Hope the sweet guy finds the best home ever.
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