WHOA! Chunky Monkey

[Leslie]

We think thin is overrated! 
Solomon used to LOVE LOVE LOVE zucchini.  Raw, just  peeled and diced into little cubes.  Thin that was second on his list after greenies.  and dingos.  and marrow bones......LOLOL

I was always tempted to give Loki a watermelon just to see if her royal tenaciousness could break into it. She would probably eat the entire thing, flesh, seeds, and rind!
My kid also gets broccoli "bone" (the stem), carrots, asparagus, basically anything in the veg department, which is why the compost pile was soooooooooooo alluring to you-know-who. Like aunt Karen says,anything not nailed down or painted gray.  Kirby is an alien disguised as a dachshund. 

[Doxherding Karen]

Not only defeats it but makes it worse huh?  :verdict: Here is the poor soul.
Zuzu, this might make you feel a little better (and thinner)!

AHEM

I'm quite certain the second photo of the poor aggrieved Papillon is an optical illusion. The model was the victim of an electrical shock, causing the fur to stand straight out. The cause, I am told was the spotting of an oak leaf of a species oakum Victorium illustrium The "Queen Victoria's Oak" a tree only found in England. Hence little Pappy is being maligned in the press and is considering an action of libel.

Good deal!  As fat as "Little" Pappy is, any action would help.

I BEG YOUR PARDON, SIR!

You can beg me all you want, Beau. Auntie Karen is in charge of the treats!

Cretin!

Puffed up smart pants!

Yeah, well MY grandmother wasn't a loose dog!  Yorki and Swiss Mountain dog!

At least I know who my grannie WAS!

BOYS!!

This was MY thread, Auntie Karen! Tell him to mind his own beeswax!

You called me a name!

Did not!

Did too!

Did not!

Did too!

Did not!

Did too!

BOYS!!!!!
:bolt:  :bolt: 

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

ROTFL. Auntie Karen you HAVE to write a BOOK! S'rsly! Maybe you and Les should team up and write a book on Diets for Dachshunds... :thumb: