Dwowned and for NO reason

[Gail]

I neber eben rolled in a stinky, its sooooooooooooo unfair!!!!!!!!

Ivy da wet

[Marcia from MI]

Dis is Danni,

Auntie Gail how could you do dat to a poor defensewess puppy, it's not fair.  Why I won't eben wet mama wipe my paws off when I come in from outside, I tell her dat I can do it myself.

Marcia here,

Miss Danni is right she cleans her paws and legs off herself just like the cats, is that interesting or what.  I have only given her sponge baths, but then again she has never rolled got into anything stinky.  However, the groomer did find a grass stain on her neck.

[Teresa]

Schatzi feels your pain. She was suddenly swept from her daddy's arms last week and dunked into the tub. No warning or anything! Then, thinking she was going for a goforaride, she jumps in the car on Friday and ends up going to get her toes chopped. Not fun living with a sneaky mamma!

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

Ohhh Ivy I've never seen such a dejected lil doxie girl in all my days. Doesn't mom know sugar melts? And you are sweet as they come!

[Gail]

Gail here - did you notice that when the light shines on Ivy's forehead it shows the letter M for menace LOL.  Ivy's recovered from being drowned after being spoiled all day with Tristan xxxx

[Barb]

Gail here - did you notice that when the light shines on Ivy's forehead it shows the letter M for menace LOL.  Ivy's recovered from being drowned after being spoiled all day with Tristan xxxx

I think it stands for Minx 

[Roberta]

Thanks Ivy we think you have just put the idea into our mums head that we need drowned to. You have to run when you see your towels going into da bafroom, under da bed is good as they cannot get under.
Da gang

ps mum thinks you are the cutest wee thing

[Gail]

Fanks for da gud advice guys. I fink mum was gedding me back for twying to kill dat carpet monstur on the stairs. I was rippin and rippin until I pulled it's hairy hide off of da stair a bit. Mum was bery bery angry and sed dat carpet has to stay on da fwoor udderwise she is gonna make me into a rug!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I fink I shood get a lawyur bery soon for taking mum to corte for dose wecent injushtishes!!!!! Wissy jus watches me and den tells on me wen mum notices wat I been doin!

[Dr. Beau Leaky]

Mom is gonna make me into a rug!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I fink I shood get a lawyur bery soon for taking mum to corte for dose wecent injushtishes!!!!!

WHOA, NELLIE!!
AHEM . . .

Did I just hear somebody mention needing a lawyer?  You need look no further, my little friend.  My calendar is currently clear.  Just let me know when you want me to "let loose the hounds," so to speak.

Dr. Neil Dershowitz Leaky

[papbouv]

Gee please do not even say that in jest last year some very,very sick in the head people a woman & her boyfriend shot a Jack Russel puppy skinned it to make a belt????? They did get fined if I remember right they also got jail time.
Anyone says anything even in jest makes me remember that horrid situation for that baby dog.