Mom is NO FUN, Volume Six

scootersmom · February 19, 2010, 12:31:29 PM

*SIGH*

So today I am feeling better, and Mom took me out to potty, and I wanted to run, but she wouldn't let me. And I wanted to lift my leg to pee, and she wouldn't let me do that either. Is this somehow a problem? I am SUPPOSED to mark things - I am a boy dog and that is What We Do! I even spent an entire day saving up ammo (SRSLY. 24 hours and no peeing) just so I could really remind everyone who comes by that stuff belongs to ME.

Oh! Oh! And last but not least I keep trying to give myself a good shake when she first sets me down outside, and guess what? SHE WON'T LET ME DO IT.

Mom is NO FUN. (And very easily alarmed.)

It is a good thing I am a very patient dog.

xoxo,
SKOOTR

Norman · February 19, 2010, 12:43:26 PM

Simon says:I feel the same way!,Why won't mommy and daddy let me play and jump and run?I want to walk to go do my duties,I don't like being carried.I miss my toy...where's my toy?I feel better so why can't I play?

This isn't fun at all!

Simon

Scooter.

scootersmom · February 19, 2010, 01:24:52 PM

Quote from: basswipe on February 19, 2010, 12:43:26 PM
Simon says:I feel the same way!,Why won't mommy and daddy let me play and jump and run?I want to walk to go do my duties,I don't like being carried.I miss my toy...where's my toy?I feel better so why can't I play?

This isn't fun at all!

Simon Scooter.

Hi Simon! We are brothers in our OPPRESSION. Nice to meet you! (Are you in CRATE PRISON too?)

xoxo,
SKOOTR

Leslie · February 19, 2010, 01:29:59 PM

DUDE!! You think that's no fun? I was in pwison during BERRY season!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had to beg and BEG and BEG and BEG for the momma to move the x-pen ober to good spot under da mulbewwy twee. BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
You are being a bewy good dog and yer momma loves you muchly. Don't give her a heart attack 'cuz nobuddy takes a as good care of widdle sick puppers than moms.

scootersmom · February 19, 2010, 02:06:52 PM

Quote from: Leslie on February 19, 2010, 01:29:59 PM
DUDE!! You think that's no fun? I was in pwison during BERRY season!!!!!!!!!!!!! I had to beg and BEG and BEG and BEG for the momma to move the x-pen ober to good spot under da mulbewwy twee. BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
You are being a bewy good dog and yer momma loves you muchly. Don't give her a heart attack 'cuz nobuddy takes a as good care of widdle sick puppers than moms.

OH NOES. Berry season?! What a terrible time to be CRUELLY INCARCERATED. You have my sympathy! I am happy your Mom finally showed mercy on you though.

I am trying to be good. But I want to lift my leg and pee like a Grown Up Boy! *SIGH* You have a very good point, though. I need a non-heartattacked-Mom to keep giving me food and treats and love. I will definitely listen to your wise words.

xoxo,
SKOOTR

papbouv · February 19, 2010, 03:42:10 PM

OK guys do not worry about lifting your legs to go pee Buddy is a 98# Doberman he is 3 years old never lifted his leg to pee never marked anything in his life.I'm fine with that my only worry is if Patches walks under him if he is peeing he is about 30" at the shoulder so she has plenty of clearance.I'm also fine with him not lifting his leg too just does not have to be done. Better your backs heal that worry about your manliness you can go back to lifting your legs and marking when your backs are all better.

scootersmom · February 23, 2010, 01:43:51 PM

Quote from: papbouv on February 19, 2010, 03:42:10 PM
OK guys do not worry about lifting your legs to go pee Buddy is a 98# Doberman he is 3 years old never lifted his leg to pee never marked anything in his life.I'm fine with that my only worry is if Patches walks under him if he is peeing he is about 30" at the shoulder so she has plenty of clearance.I'm also fine with him not lifting his leg too just does not have to be done. Better your backs heal that worry about your manliness you can go back to lifting your legs and marking when your backs are all better.

Buddy is gorgeous!

peterparker · February 25, 2010, 10:45:14 AM

dis is Parker: I only lift my leg in da puppy park. Is important dat dem udder puppers knows I'm a MAN!!!! specially da girls. Momma says I'm just showin off.

scootersmom · February 25, 2010, 11:43:35 AM

Quote from: peterparker on February 25, 2010, 10:45:14 AM
dis is Parker: I only lift my leg in da puppy park. Is important dat dem udder puppers knows I'm a MAN!!!! specially da girls. Momma says I'm just showin off.

Well you should show off! You have lots to be proud of, being such a handsome Dachsie man!