"Out of Dough"

[sollysmom]

This was sent to me and I enjoyed it very much.  Hope you do too.

Sad News

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was
buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay
their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins,
Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was
piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly
described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy
rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He
was considered a very smart cookie, but wasted much of his dough on half-baked
schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man
and was considered a positive roll model for millions..

Doughboy is
survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and
Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly
father, Pop Tart.


The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20
minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to
the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

LOL I enjoyed that thanks Darcel!