Interview wif da Chief

[doxielady5569128]

Dis is Porky Pie 'potin' for DOX news.   I hab just finished up my interview wif da Chief of DPD regarding da case of Jade vs. Da state of Doxieland.    Here it is....

Porky Pie:  Hello, thank you for agreeing to dis interview today Chief Bandit.
Bandit:  you're quite welcome.
Porky Pie:   How are you currently keeping our streets safe from Jade's mischief? 
Bandit:  Well, we currently hab her held in jail with  bond set at 1,000,000 USD.    She will likely be held until her trial.
Porky Pie: Very informative.   :thinik:   When is her trial going to take place??

Bandit: Um...what?  Sorry...I'm hungry.   
Porky Pie:  When is Jade's trial?
Bandit:  Oh, I can try these?!  :hello2:  (eyeing the doughnuts.)   Thank you!!  (Helps himself to three!) 
Porky Pie:   :doah:  Nevermind...next question.... Are you going to testify during her trial?

Bandit: Try some more???  Well, I'm  getting stuffed, but okay!   :meme:   
Porky Pie:  :BangHead:  No, Chief I said Are you going to testify at the trial? 
Bandit:  (with mouth full) What's that?   
Porky Pie:   :cussing:  What are you deaf?!  Or just hard of hearing?!! 

Bandit:  Hey...why are you mad?  I thought this interview was going well?! 
Porky Pie: My apologies Sir.   
Bandit: Accepted.  :thumb:
Porky Pie:  Perhaps we should continue this when you aren't so hungry. 
Bandit:  Hungry??  Why yes I am.  Thank you for asking.
Porky Pie:    Oh, forget it!!   


As you can tell, this was not one of my more productive interviews.  (Bandit's stomach growls in the background)  Our next report may be about the starvation of our police force and the effects it has on their ability to FOCUS!!    Pardon me folks, this has been a highly emotional charged interview.   I will try to be more professional next time.    :rolleyes:   Until next time, dis has been Porky Pie wif DOX News.   

  :cussing:  Dat was da worst interview of my life!!  Whoeber set dat up is fired!!   Wait...are we still on da air???  Oh crap!   :angel4:   You see folks, us news reporters like to play pranks on our co-workers just to keep fings interesting.  Um...no one is getting fired.  (Muttering...At least till we're off air!) 

[Kathleen]

 

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[AnnieofNJ]

Another good report, Porky, especially under the situation.  Next time I would hide the donuts when doing an interview with any police official.  We appreciate your hard work.

Annie & the New Jersey Doxie Gang

[cheryl186]

TOTALLY HILARIOUS