Auntie Karen is on the disabled list!

[Doxherding Karen]

 Hi there, Puppers and Hoomans, Merlin the Magician here an' I had nothin' to do with it!

Seems Auntie Karen walked over to Michael and Sylvie Grossman's house for Friday night dinner.  When Mr. Michael and she left the house to walk her home, she slipped on the back stairs, and slid/bumped ALL THE way to the bottom.

Nothing's broken, but Saturday morning, Auntie Karen woke up and all she could say through clenched teeth was, "Oil can.  Oil can."  Whateber dat means!

So she's in bed and we're on nursery patrol.

It's not NURSERY patrol, Merlin, it's NURSING patrol! :temp:

Whatever.  So send rays and lots of Pupperoni for the shift nurses.

We get Pupperoni for Nursing Duty?

Ix-Nay on the estions-quay, Guinny!

Oh, I get it!  It's top secret, right?  BLACK OPS!

Guinness, if anyone asks, we work for the Department of Commerce.  Got it?

Yup, Beau.  Mum's the word!

That's Dr. Melvin Belli Leaky to you - an' I smell a LAWSUIT!!

[Ruth in MT]

We hope you can   and get well soon.

[cheryl186]

Oh no Auntie Karen!!!  Thank goodness nothing is broken but you are gonna be sore for awhile.   :xfinger: and praying  that you feel better real quick.....you certainly have plenty of great nurses taking care of you!!!!

[Barb]

Oh no !!!!  Rays on the way that she heals quickly !!!  I know you puppers will be very good nurses !!!

[Doxherding Karen]

thanks.  im on a rush limbaugh rush - i sooooooooooo wooooooooooozzzy!
nite,nite,karen

[Roberta]

rays acoming to Aunty Karen, SIT and have a good rest and let the herd play nursey
roberta

[papbouv]

OUCH sounds painful feel better soon I'm sure the nursing patrole will do a good job light Hugs and Rays to Auntie Karen. Patches & Buddy
Papbouv

[Madderoos Mom]

Owowowowow!  Sheesh!  This sounds like something I could do.....the stair bump that is.  Hope you feel better soon.  Team, do your duty.  Make sure that Auntie Karen SITS and STAYS.  Do NOT make her roll over for a cookie, okay.

[Kari]

Owwwwwie!!    I hope you get to feeling better soon! I know you have some of the best nurses treats can buy!

[Delia and girls]

OOoooh! Ouch! I fell flat on my backside the other day in the kitchen. Ya don't bounce back like you used to. At least time will heal the soreness. Take it easy so you'll feel better soon.

[MyLittleBoo]

Rays & prayers on the way to you...   I did that when I was pregnant with our son...  UGH!!!   Hope you feel better soon...                                

[Brekkesmom]

Rays heading easterly from CA.  Okay, herd, keep your momma entertained in a relaxing way and no shenanigans!

[Teresa]

I hope you get to feeling a lot less sore soon. I'm glad nothing is broken, especially not a leg. Crutches with one dachshund was hard. I can just imagine crutches with four!

[sollysmom]

I am sending healing warm southern rays your way.  I was worried about you, beacause you hadn't been online for a couple of days.  You were going to get a phone call tonight, but now I know you are alive I'll just send out these rays to you.  Get better soon.
You were missed.

Darcel

[Frankys_mom]

Oh Noes!!!!
OK listen herd, you owes your mommy lots of snuggles & kisses & maybe some eggies for her!   :thumb:
Auntie Karen, you knows you shouldn't climb steps, but use a ramp like we has to.  
Sewiously... we hope you feel bedda soon!
Franky & Delilah

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

Oh no! Karen didn't you have enough problems?? Or do you just like the spotlight!  You poor thing...I have to admit your "oil can" had me on the floor. Rest up or you'll rust up!

[doxielady5569128]

Oh my gosh!!! That had to hurt!! I have fallen down stairs before so I can sympathize.   Ouchie!!!   Hope you heal up quickly.  I'm s glad you have your puppers to nurse you back to health.     

[JetEd73]

HEY! your only supposed to slide down stairs on a skate board!

You got a skate board?

I didn't think so....

[AnnieofNJ]

OMG, Karen.  We sure hope you are feeling better today.  Rays are being sent your way.  Looks like you will have round the clock nursing.  I know the Herd will take good care of their Momma.

Annie & the New Jersey Doxie Gang

[Doxherding Karen]

HEY! your only supposed to slide down stairs on a skate board!

You got a skate board?

I didn't think so....

Can I borrow yours?