How to look pathetic.............

[Roberta]

Oliver  doing the "woe is me, not fed and cold" reality since getting up breakfast, walk, morning snack, share of mums lunch, bones, dinner and share of dads pre dinner salmon.......temperature  in house 20C

[Delia and girls]

Awww! Poor Ollie! Mom, you need to care for him - just every once in a while is all he asks.    He's mastered the pathetic look!

[Barb]

Ollie - sweet little rolled up donut boy...... poor boy...mom and dad should cater to you more...... smoochies sweet boy.....  LOL - I KNOW mom and dad cater to you !!!!

[Doxherding Karen]

Hang on, Ollie Boy, I've called D.S.S. (Dachshund Survival Services)!! 

Help is on the way!!!

Now, let me see. . .Baltimore to Australia, no passport or airline service, so we'll have to go Kon-Tiki style through the Panama Canal, catch the Pacific Westerlies and swing south before it boomerangs us back to the Galapagos. . .

We should be there no later than May 2009.  Can you hang on that long??

Dr. Thor Heyrdahl Leaky
Hey,  I'm an achondroplastic canine - how fast do you expect me to row?????

[Kari]

Poor Little Man!! Penny does the same thing...she fake shivers and then looks at you to see if she is getting any sympathy!

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

Ollie you got that one DOWN! Anyone would be convinced you are a doxie in dire need of "rescueing".  But we know you have the best home any doxie could ever dream of. 

Roberta he is such a lovely clear red a very handsome boy!! Reminds me of my Jessie although she had a lot more black throughout her coat.

[Roberta]

Dee Dee he is the most gorgeous red, not that I'm bias, and at this time of the year and spring when his winter or summer coat comes in it deepens in colour.
roberta

[Beth]

Hey, I know that look!  I think Chilie has been taking lessons...

Poor Ollie....it's so hard living the fabulous life of a spoiled dachshund, isn't it?

[Jenny G]

OHMYGOODNESS! What a perfect little pathetic thing you are! You must be soooo mistreated!

[poochadoo]

Poor thing, Ollie!  How utterly awful it must be for you. Perhaps you should join a Support Group with the likes of small treasure dogs like the celebrites carry about to Hollywood movie premieres.  I'm sure they can relate to the abuse you endure and will provide the strength you need to carry on in such horrid conditions.

[Doxherding Karen]

Poor thing, Ollie!  How utterly awful it must be for you. Perhaps you should join a Support Group with the likes of small treasure dogs like the celebrites carry about to Hollywood movie premieres.  I'm sure they can relate to the abuse you endure and will provide the strength you need to carry on in such horrid conditions.

In order to properly convey our long-bodied puppers, the support group should be pairs only -one for the front and one for the back:

Penn and Teller
Siegfried and Roy (toothless puppers only)
Clinton and Obama
Elizabeth and Phillip (Corgies - highly overrated!)
Paris and Nicole - banned for life!

Karen

[cheryl186]

Oh Ollie...you poor little baby...maybe you would like to come and live with me?? :thumb:

[doxielady5569128]

You have the L@@K fully mastered!!   :apls:  You look pretty bad off sleeping on a cold floor in a cold house.   I say you definately deserve a blanket under you and over you to fix this injustice.    :thumb:

[TerriL]

Oliver boy, keep up the good work!  For sure you will get more treats with that look!   

[poochadoo]

You crack me up!  Yes, pupper supporters should come in pairs.  Toooooo funnnnnyyyyy!!!!