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Title: Parker reporting in
Post by: peterparker on September 06, 2013, 01:44:33 PM
dis is Parker da good boy. Summer is ober thank goodness. I am exhausted from guarding da cement pond in my back yard. People's keep jumpin in it. Couple times I went to drink out of it and lost my balance and fell in  :dontknow: :dontknow: I do not like swimming. It's ober my head. Momma says I do a good job, and I always know da weakest swimmer and watch dem bery carfully. I bark if I fink dey are in twble. I also bark if dere is too much rough housing an splashin.
Da black and white kitties are strollin the neighborhood too. Momma calls dem da little stinkers. Momma won't let me play wif them or rocky da racoon or chippy da chipmunk or hoppy da bunny. Momma says dey is wild animals. I did catch a snake and brought it to Momma. She screamed, called Daddy and he took it away from me. I just wanted to play  :crazyeyes: :crazyeyes: :crazyeyes: :crazyeyes: :crazyeyes:
I have recovered from my back injury and I gets massage therapy ebery month now. I weally like it.
We also hab lots of visitors cause of the cement pond and da barbeque. Lots an lots of visitors. Sometimes dey don't leab, Momma says I can go to bed but I stay up in case somebody falls in da pond. It's exhausting. Den I sleep all da next day. Thank goodness Mommy and Daddy go to work so I can get some rest.
Well dats all I got for now.
Take care all my fwends. I miss hearing about your adventures.
Parker da good boy
Title: Re: Parker reporting in
Post by: BonniesMom on September 06, 2013, 04:11:46 PM
Wow Parker!  What a good report.  You are a very very good boy.  I bet that cement pond attracts a lot of attention. 

Miss Bonnie sends sleepy slurps your way.  She says that since she is almost 15 years old that she has permission to sleep all day and all night......at least all night until she gets tummy rumbles at around 4:30 am.  Then she must wake the mommy by licking her eyelids until mommy gets up and gives her a wee snack to hold her over until breakfast at 6.

Parker, please accept our cyber belly rubs and have a good fall, y'all!  Keep away from thems black and white kitty cats.  Your mommy is right.  They are STINKERS.

PS....Good job on the snake!   :apls: :crazyeyes:
Title: Re: Parker reporting in
Post by: papbouv on September 06, 2013, 11:23:25 PM
Great hearing from you Parker seem s like not very many come here anymore would love to hear from Porky, Miss Hallie. Patches neck is doing much better but Buddy  is bald on one side not the other very strange dog now.
Title: Re: Parker reporting in
Post by: sollysmom on September 08, 2013, 06:32:22 AM
Parker, dis is Hilde.  I fink youse deserves extwa treats for all the hard werk youse been habbing to do.  We's got a lotta wild wabbits awound here, and my mama won't let me go get dem either.  Glad youse can take a well deserved west from guarding the cement pond.

Hilde