:crazyeyes: Um....okay I must confess, I have been a good body guard for my mama, but Iz been a little bit naughty. Okay, okay....A LOT naughty. I snuck into the laundry room yestaday and stole 7 of my daddy's socks, his favorite t-shirt, and a pair of his shorts. I chewed holes in all of dem and hided dem unda da bed. But, da worstest part is I got caught!!! :doah: Don't worry I didn't eat anything, I kept a nice pile of fabric I rip out and spit out. Well here's the fing.....my dad is coming home today, not tomorrow like planned. I'm scared for my life when he finds out I was so naughty. Maybe I can jus' give him the eyes?! :angel4: That will make it bedda right??? Mama throwed away all the ebidence so maybe he won't notice?? :xfinger: :pray: Anyway, I'm a reformed dog after the lecture from mama. I will neber eber seek and destroy socks, or anything of dad's. I'll jus' be super cute when he comes home, and he will forgive me. :xfinger: