It's me Parker. Me and mom and dad are doing good. It's been raining for weeks now, and everybody knows we doxies melt in da rain, so I been berry housebound. Momma took me shopping today at da doggie store and I walked around all ober. I sure hope Santa paws seen what I was berry interested in an gets it for me. It was NOT toothpaste, stupid coats, or stinky stuff to make me smell good. I wants kongs, toys, kongs, and toys. Nothin else!!!!
Dere is also a new baby in da family and she likes me berry much. I like her best when her diaper is full. She really smells good den.
I has also been banished!!! Dat's right, I said baninshed. Momma got new furniture for da formal libbin room cause I peed on da old stuff and make it smell good. Momma says she can't get da smell out so she got new stuff and baby gates. I'm only allowed in da room when I can be supervised. Now I say....who needs a formal livin room. I fink dat is stupid!!!!!!! I only peed on da cushions when I was mad an feelin neglected. An I pooped for da same reason. Da cushion chewin was cause dey didn't get me enough toys!!!!!! I fink Momma better shape up.
Momma is also goin to meetins every week to lose weight. So far she gave dem 14lbs. I'm also getting more walkies so dat is good. I hope she doesn't get all boney. I like her jus the way she is .... all soft and squishy. Daddy is losing lbs too but he doesn't go to meetins..... I'm not sure who he is gibbin his lbs to.
Also da big water bowl got covered up. I can walk on it now. Da guys dat covered it up played wif me. Dey was fun. Dey said dey would come back in da spring an take da cover off. Momma says I cost a lot cause dey use a safety cover instead of tarps an water bags dat are dangerous to wittle dogs and kids cause we can fall in.
Momma says she lubs me, Daddy says he broke. I don't know what broke is cause he looks okay and not broken at all. Maybe he means his big fat belly is going away :confused: :confused:
Anyways, you guys be good little wienies like me. I'm always a good boy.
Take care, stay dry and warm, and share dem kisses.
Parker :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
Oooooh, Parker! You've got a new leetle hooman? I can imagine that your looooong nose catches the wiff of yummy dirty diaper. Oh JOY! Congratulations to your mommy for losing the FOURTEEN pounds! That's AWESOME!! My mommy has been trying to lose more poundage without going to meetins but it's been a LONG haul. She says she's "low carbin'' whatever DAT means. The best thing about Mommy's "low carbin'" is dat I get to lick the plate after she has her eggies and bacon in da mornin'. No dirty diapers here but I do get KONGS with peanut butter and kibbles stuffed in. My mommy has the noive to say that I'm "not the smartest cookie in the jar" because when I pway wiff da kong, I don't wrap my paws around it to hold it down. Instead, I just push the kong around da rug in da middo of da libbing woom and it doesn't get me very far. Mommy has even HELD da kong for me so that I can push my tongue in the kong to get the treasures from inside. Mommy calls me a vewwy lazy dog. I don't know why.
Have a good winter, Parker. It doesn't feel very "fall" like here attall. It was about 90 degrees today and my mommy and papa do NOT like it hot. They want to move to Orygon so that they will have their beloved fog and cooler wedder.
Bonnie the lazy wienerdog
PS....Bonnie sez, "gib me a break! I'm 14. I deserve to be lazy."
Hi Parker good to hear from you, wez don't have a big pond, but we would love some of your rain its been dry fur weeks. Wez never been round a wee person as mum calls them, does wee ponies count......................we also have big horsies to, and we are NOT allowed to roll or eat their poo.
Da gang