Dis is Parker
Momma has been bery tardy so I will update you all on what I been up to.
I has been traveling to Ottawa to bisit Amber da giant wiener dog dat Momma says is a lab. She doesn't like me - she finks I'm too naughty cause I run in da house and sleep in her bed and play wif her toys. I eben took one home :confused: I wasn't beastly this time so that is good.
I also has my swimmin pool open, but I don't like swimmin!!!! I stay clear of the edge.
I am competing next month in the wiener races in Embro. I fink I might leave the starting gate this time maybe.......
I am doing a bery good job of keeping the squirrels off my property. They are very pesty saucy little bratty things. I also chased to big giant geese out of da pool but Momma says I better not do dat again. Dem geese are bigger den me and Momma says dey may be breeding so dey may be a little crabby.
Momma won't let me be friends wif Mr. Stinky, da neighborhood skunk. I fink we should gib him a bed in our house since it's bery cold at night. Momma says NO!!!!
All of you take care .....specially Amy and Duncan!!!!
Hi ya Parker! Long time, no barrrroooo! Dis is Bonnie. Did you hear what my mommy and papa is getting me? A ramp! It's supposed to help me onto the big bed. I plan on being dachsie stubborn and demand TREATS before I learn to use it. It isn't here yet but is expected in a week or so.
Sounds like you could really boss that Amber around if you took a nose to it. Let us nose how you are doing with that fake wiener dog.
Your mommy sound like mine when it comes to creeters I want to invite the neighborhood possum over(so I can geeeet it) but mommy won't allow it. Mommies are soooo mean sometimes.
Take care, Parker. Sure glad to hear from you.
:heart:
Bonnie
Sounds like you have that big pseudo dachsie wrapped round your little paw. Those geese are cheeky getting fresh in your pool. Mummy geese can be really dangerous so do be careful, those beaks can really hurt, Red knows because he tried swimming with one. Not to be recommended.
How are you training for the races? Just squirrels or lifting bone weights or stuffies? Do have a special outfit like the Olympic teams do? We'd love to see piccies if you can use the camera or get your Mum to take some for you.
Remember you need lots of extra treats if you are in training.
Hiya Parker - thanks for FINALLY checking in.... BOL !!!
Sounds like you are busy !!! Be sure and show them how fast a weiner dog can be (you) !!! Let us know how it goes !