Dis is Porky Pie and I'm reporting in from doggie prison. This is my one contact before I go back in the holding cell. :doah: Remember when I stole the money out of mama's coin purse?? Well, I stole somefing else too dat is very important. I taked her social security card and shredded it and hid the evidence. Well, she was looking for the card (she never carries it on her) and couldn't find it where she left it. Then she found the pieces in my corner. Uh-oh!!! :pray: It wasn't me, IT WAS NOT ME!!!!!! I am innocent I tell ya!!! So, now I'm in doggie prison while she rushes to get it replaced before she starts her new job. Oh, and our printer doesn't work so she has to run to the library to get the form, then run to the office before they close until next Friday! :doah: :doah: :doah: :BangHead: :BangHead: :BangHead: I finks dat was not a smart move on my part. Can I blame the neighbor's cat?! Ed-Lardo (he has a weight issue) WAS here all day yestaday on MY porch. Anyway...iffen I'm not out of the clink tomorrow I may need representation from my lawyer friends.
Oh Porky, I eel for U. When I was a baby I found dis green fing wif a circle of raised lines on it and chewed it up, turns out it was mama's birf certificate, does that mean she wasn't born.
Marcia here, I have no idea how or where Danni found the birth certificate(it was a card like thing), but she did and chewed it up. I'm still trying to find out where to get a new one - they changed locations and the price of a new one has gone up horribly. Anyway it'll all work out.
Porky you are not a puppy any longer and I'm sure you have toys to play with or maybe your momma needs to get you a Kong and fill it with Porky approved treats to give you something to do. Porky Your Momma has to work if she doesn't work it is very hard to make it in this world now days gas,food and everything keeps going up & up especially Dog Doctors.Porky you may find your self in jail from now on so you need to be a good boy for you momma & dad.Patches & Buddy
Uh, oh! Zat was a bad thing to do, Porkie... I'z chewed on Momma's books (she sez I was getting an English mejor... whadever zat means), but neber on somesing so impoltant! U'z in BIG twouble.
Sammy Boy
Way to go, Porky!! Hahahahaha!! Well, dat WAS purdy bad. I hope you are out of jail soon. I once (like about 3 months ago and I'm 13!) chewed on the spine of papa's libarry book. Papa was NOT happy with me and thought he would have to pay for the book. The Libarrian just laughed and said it wasn't that bad. I got a retreeeeve on that one.
Now I'm off to eat some worms.
:heart:
Bonnie
NO YOU DON'T MISSY! Worms are strictly off your diet! (mommy speaking)
Quote from: BonniesMom on March 10, 2012, 11:35:55 AM
Way to go, Porky!! Hahahahaha!! Well, dat WAS purdy bad. I hope you are out of jail soon. I once (like about 3 months ago and I'm 13!) chewed on the spine of papa's libarry book. Papa was NOT happy with me and thought he would have to pay for the book. The Libarrian just laughed and said it wasn't that bad. I got a retreeeeve on that one.
Now I'm off to eat some worms.
:heart:
Bonnie
NO YOU DON'T MISSY! Worms are strictly off your diet! (mommy speaking)
See, at least one pupper isn't afraid to say dere true feelings. :headbang:
I am out of the jail now and have been a good boy. Being good is too hard!!! I may or may not have secretly chewed on my dad's sock yestaday. Mama took me to the vet and said that I am a chew machine and the vet says he thinks my teeth might still be hurting, but they look really good and I have no tumors. He said I could have as many chewies as I want. :headbang: I can't have the rawhides, so mama is looking for treats that aren't soft enough for me to devour in seconds, but not as hard as a rawhide. Kind of hard to find, so we are going to take a trip to Petco and I can pick out somefing. :apls:
Oh bless you Porky, at least you shown your mama what mess you could do when she's a work. Be more behave now :D
Ask the vet about the Dingo bones or treats. They are a softer kind of rawhide and Schatzi loves them. Also, what about one of one of the knotted cloth bones? Would that help?
Thanks Teresa!! Porky does have a fleece braided toy and loves it. Also, we went to Petco and got some Zuke's bones for Porky to try, he loves them!! :apls: