Dis is Parker........I hasn't been on da board for a berry long time but I has been berry busy :dontknow: I has been berry healthy and has not been to da vet since my teef got pulled. Momma is bwushing dem ebery night and I like it berry much. I has been to da cottage for a weddin, to da beach but I stays outta da water, been swimmin in da backyard pool (Momma throws me in an I don't like it), dere has been lots of parties at my house all summer!!! My hooman brodder came an looked after me one weekend when Momma and Daddy went to a weddin in New York. Dat's in da Americas. He had his fwends over and we watched da fights and dey dwank beer. Momma and I watch da chick flicks but I liked when da boys were here. I gots to eat some turkey on da turkey day. Now day pool has a big cover over it and Momma says day summer is ober. Where did it go? Momma is bery sad about dat, but she says it will be back. I hope it gets back before da Christmas so I can sit out in da warm sun again. I like summer da best. I am thinking about Santa and I have started being a good boy again. I'm not goin to collect any of momma's things, and I'm not going to take Daddy's wallet out of his pants when he leave dem on da floor. I won't be marking any things either. At least not till after da Santa gets here. I hope dey get dat tree in da house. I likes habben an indoor bathroom. :confused: :wink: Bye for now.
Parker
And remember, Peter--no snoopin! be a good boy and no poopin', neither. :angel4:
Parker the tree in the house is nots the bathrooms is for Santa to put presents under Santa won't likes it if you marks on it makes it stinky so you won't gets nothing but a lump of coal.Patches PS Coal don't taste goods eithers I had some one time when I ates one of my Mommas pills youuuus dos not wants none of that coal.
Hey Parker puppy! Good to see you pawing in. Glad to hear you've been feeling just fiiiiiine and frisky. I bet you are the BEST boy in Canada!
glad to see you Parker ! The Fivey's are dreamin' 'bout Santa Paws too....but they haven't started being good yet :2funny:
Wez missed you Parker!! I'm gwad you are doing good. I hopes you don't use dat twee as a indoor baffroom. I hear Santa doesn't like dat at all. The guy must not hab much of a sense of humor. (Forgib me Santa Paws for speaking ill of you. I still want da pwezzies!!) We hopes you are staying warm. Its been cold in Wyoming already. I don't likes it so I make sure I potty on the patio when its cold out. :wink: Dat bodders da hoomans dough, dey say, "Porky Pie! Go in the grass!!" I bet dey wouldn't want to go in da snow covered grass if dey were barefoot and naked!! Hopes you hab a good day and we see you lots more.
Quote from: doxielady5569128 on October 18, 2011, 10:27:15 AM:wink:Â Dat bodders da hoomans dough, dey say, "Porky Pie! Go in the grass!!"Â I bet dey wouldn't want to go in da snow covered grass if dey were barefoot and naked!! Hopes you hab a good day and we see you lots more.
Barefoot. Naked. and dey squat down so dere privatesâ€"
GUINNESS!!!!!
Um. . . .Bye! :bolt:
:book1: AHEM . . .
Merlin, who just wizzed right past us? :scratch:
I dunno Beau, it looked like a ferret wearing a Harley Davidson hoodie!!!! :dontknow: