I shifted it fromt he hamburger bub thread
http://www.theonion.com/articles/im-not-proud-of-some-of-the-things-ive-done,10689/
I read it and laughed my head of as its MY OLIVER to a T.
My favorite part: "I chewed apart an empty bacon package right on top of the good blue couch."
One time, DH and I sat down at the table for a nice lunch. He got up to re-fill his soda, and in one, fluid, spectacular, slow-motion, Olympic motion, , Loki jumped onto his chair, turned her head to the table, grabbed an entire sandwich off his plate and jumped down. Ate the whole thing in about three big gulps while I laughed. He came back to an empty plate.
Don't talk about these things out loud ........... Ollie might feel the need to get into the competition.
Ha Ha ....... I'm already in this contest ....... oLlIe
Oliver earley went for his anual injections yesterday, his mum did not realize that she had not got him done last year :idiot: . Jane the vet mentioned this is the longest time since he had been to "visit" with him........................Friends have just gone and O barked up on the kitchen floor just as I had put their lunch on the table.........timing.
Roberta
That is hilarious !!! And I LOL'd at Loki...... sneaky little buggers we have :thumb:
A few years ago, mother in law was over and we had grilled steaks...... she got up from the table, pushed her chair IN, and went to the kitchen to get a drink or something. Brandy, my little BRANDY, hopped up, squeezed through the tiny space between the chair and table, on to the table and started snarfing her steak. We had not sat down yet, but I was walking in there and was SO surprised....I had to laugh.....
so, what happens (dear MIL) when you put a GLASS bowl full of salad with TOMATOES on the GLASS patio table top and neglect to push in the chairs?
a-yep, Loki ON the table, her head entirely INSIDE the bowl. Ain't no way I was gonna go near her.