How many hamberger buns could an oLlIe dog eat if an oLlIe dog could eat buns ???????? Well! at least four.
Mama could figure that out because there were four left in the package that she found in the livingroom this morning.
I think the package was on the kitchen table when we went to bed last night. All this time I thought oLlIe was sleeping in the dog bed, next to the big bed. HA !
Do you think ... maybe a bellyache ????
OLLIE !!!!! You silly boy.... :dontknow: I bets you do have a tummy ache !!! But you sure look cute in that picture :heart:
Oh.......yes......probably a belly-ache! And, maybe dreaming of hamburger buns with some burger on them??????
:grin: Did mum say OH O-L-I-V-E...................R stretch out the full name. Thats what mine says when I "do things" I should'nt, but how did you get them down with out a drink.........
Ollie the older and not so wiser
mum here, that looks like a smirk on his face..........could you imagine eating 4 dry hamburger buns...............but you just got to love them
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Ollie. Just like my Loki. A hound dawg snoot for FOOD.
You might find this amusing: http://www.theonion.com/articles/im-not-proud-of-some-of-the-things-ive-done,10689/
Ollie, you are 100% Dachshund and you were just proving it to your mommy. I bet you won't even get da beddy ache cuz Dachsie tummies are made of cast iron. :grin:
Hahaha.....he's so cute!
LOL the look on his face tells the story! What a funny guy you are oLlIe!! :grin: A doxie knows how to hold his buns!
Today MR. O-L-I-V-E-R helped himself to a container of sour cream.
MY fault ..... I left the container on the table. Then I went for a quick walk to the mailbox.
Well ..... it was only about half full and it was Low Fat .......
I wonder how long it is going to take ME to learn.
Sounds like Ollie has now figured out that if the mama leaves the room, and especially, the building, it is time to head for the table and see what can be found! It's amazing how fast they learn they things THEY want to learn! I'm sure you will learn eventually, Ruth, and Oliver will be really disappointed.
LOL Ollie you sound like an opportunistic kind of guy who is going to keep his momma on her toes. You remind me of Holly-angel, anything that could be reached was fair game. Poor Granny lost a good many prizes that she misplaced on the floor or a chair - one pound of roast beef, a packet of butter and some yoghurt all in one adventure was the most I think (bag of shopping placed on the kitchen floor while she went to do something else). We had a few incidents with chocolate and medication too.
He is soooo cute!!!! What a food thief!!! :grin:
SCORE!!!!!
Seriously, though I heard that you can spook a dawg to not steal. Set up a pyramid of empty plastic soda bottles ever so near that delicious slice of CHEESE. Then go in the other room. When doggie goes for the cheese, the bottles will clang and careen all over the place. Do the same thing with other (non-breakable) objects (otherwise they just get a fear of empty soda bottles.)
I am afraid you just can't leave ANY food lower than 4 feet. My friend John made the mistake of putting a glass of BEER on the FLOOR while he was fixing the fire in the fireplace. Loki snorkeled down about four ounces. IN thirty minutes she was on her back in his lap, licking his hands like a possessed s*ut. :crazyeyes:
Quote from: Ruth in MT on June 03, 2011, 05:58:08 PM
Today MR. O-L-I-V-E-R helped himself to a container of sour cream.
MY fault ..... I left the container on the table. Then I went for a quick walk to the mailbox.
Well ..... it was only about half full and it was Low Fat .......
I wonder how long it is going to take ME to learn.
:2funny: Totally Mommy's fault....just sayin' *snort* It DOES take us a while to learn, doesn't it ????? :doah:
(Loki honey - you crack me up !!!! I hope mommy is smiling as she is remembering these wonderful funny things about you :comfort: )
Quote from: Barb on June 07, 2011, 08:06:24 AM
:2funny: Totally Mommy's fault....just sayin' *snort* It DOES take us a while to learn, doesn't it ????? :doah:
(Loki honey - you crack me up !!!! I hope mommy is smiling as she is remembering these wonderful funny things about you :comfort: )
and the next morning she hopped in bed with him (and his wife) too. She always WAS a cheap date.
Definitely so cute and no signs of aches at all! :2funny: