Geesh!! Iz got a tuff life lately. My mama watched dis weird looking tiny human fing yestaday. He was okay, but very loud!!! I didn't like when he would make dat crying noise. I tried to calm him down by bringing out my toys and bones. Nuffing worked to quiet dis fing!! :dontknow: Well guess what, dat fing is going to be back at my house ALL da time, starting next Monday. My mama is going to care for him while his mama is werkin'. I do fink his stuff smells good though. My mama won't let me close to him to ibestigate yet. She sez we need to know each odder better first. I was a good boy and brought his pacifier thingy to my mama when dat boy dropped it. She said Thanks, but den she washed off all my slobbers.
Iffen its not bad enough to be inbaded by a tiny human fingy, Iz getting inbaded by a stinky puppy dog dis weekend too!! I do not like dis puppy, he is bigger den me and bites my ears. Mama sez iffen I can't be nice to Buzzy dis time she's gonna hafta cwate me cause he's da guest. :cussing: Not fair!!! She sez he's onwy gonna be here 2 days, but dats a LONG time!! At least he is bringing my grandma and grandpa wiff him. So maybe it won't be too bad. :dontknow: I been missing my gramps. Eberytime I see a Fed Ex van, I gets excited thinking its him. It neber is though. :confused:
Mama is wewarding me wiff some new Buffalo food and toys for my good 'havior wiff da mini-human. But, I still fink its a twavesty dat she is letting him inbade MY house and sit on her lap!!! She won't eben let me pway wiff his toys. :rolleyes: Iz gotta go rest now, da doc sez I hab a sinus infection and need to get sleep. :ambulance: Hopefully odder doxie homes are safe fwom dese stwange inbasions. Iffen this is a nationwide, inbasion, we may have to call General Leaky to help us!!
:heart: Porky Pie
Porky Pie........
Dis is Sarge and Duggie.........mebbe we should do some checkin on dese tiny human things! We is going to be invaded by one sometime mid August! Mom and Dad sezs dat dis tiny human is dere new grand-daughter so what is she gonna be to us?????? She eben gets her own room wif her own stuff in in for when she is here bisiting. Mom and Dad are gonna be her day care when her Momma and Daddy are at werk. Do you have any pointers for us since you have had recent experience?
Sarge and Duggie
Youz are gonna need some earplug fings. I haben't been able to find doxie earpluge, but iffen I do, I'll let you know. I heard when dey are bigger dey drop tweats from way up in dese weird chair fings. Da tiny human fing at my house isn't big enough for dat yet. He does hab dis bottle fing which smells interesting. Best fing is he comes with lots of warm blankies!! :apls: :headbang: Odder den dat, be pwepared to get telled, No! a lot. Iffen I come up wiff odder tips I'll let ya know. :thumb:
AHEM . . . :book1:
Memo to: Porkey, Sarge, Duggie, and all puppers of the WW Board
From: General Omar Bradley Leaky, COMCINPACINTELDHSUSPSIDKWT%&#@
RE: Hooman inba - I mean inVAsion.
This is to be considered a standing order to all puppers: :icon_salut:
ALL small Hoomans are automatically advanced in rank to that of PACLDR - Pack Leader. Regardless of Small Hoomans' age, color, gender, race, creed, ethnicity or dollar value, they are to be treated with the utmost respect and have head-of-line privileges in all commissaries (read: food!), toys, sleeping accomodations and goferrides. This order cannot be countermanded or disobeyed under penalty of court martial.
All right, Puppers, you have your marching orders. Now suck it up and make me proud to be a PUPPER!!
"The General" :police:
Geepers! Auntie Keren must really be serious for her to write this for Beau - she's a Navy wife, you know.
GO NAVY, EAT ARMY!
Um, thank you Merlin, but it's "GO NAVY, BEAT ARMY!
Well, I don't know WHAT :dontknow: you hoomans eat!!
Oh poor porkie, surely that boy will recognize you as good buddy as he grows, you just have to be patient and you are in the right track to keep him entertained with your toys! :)
Momma says we is gettin inbaded too, but not till Christmas. Dere is gonna me a new granbaber. Momma alweady has a stuffie for it. She won't eben let me pway wif it an she nos I lub my stuffers. She says its for da baby. NO FAIR. I fink Santa Paws is bringin da baby. Momma is also been shoppin for udder fings like a bed wif bars to keep da baby away from my fings. I don't fink I would like to sweep in one of dem bar beds. Sweepin wif Momma is jus fin wif me.
Hang in there buddy!
Quote from: peterparker on May 27, 2011, 12:43:47 PM
Momma says we is gettin inbaded too, but not till Christmas. Dere is gonna me a new granbaber. Momma alweady has a stuffie for it. She won't eben let me pway wif it an she nos I lub my stuffers. She says its for da baby. NO FAIR. I fink Santa Paws is bringin da baby. Momma is also been shoppin for udder fings like a bed wif bars to keep da baby away from my fings. I don't fink I would like to sweep in one of dem bar beds. Sweepin wif Momma is jus fin wif me.
Hey Parker......dis must be the year for imbasions! Dere is all sorts of stuff here....blankies/quilts dat mom made, that we think should be ours but mom sezs dey is for the baby girl; dere is a bed in da room with girlie curtains, da dresser date mom and dad just refinished, and a chair and all sorts of clothes and toys for da baby girl......oh and dis seatie thing dat baby girl can sit/lay in and it jiggles! Since you have until Christmas to be imbaded, we'll send tips to you, cuz we is gettin imbaded mid-August. And da baby girl is gonna be here when her momma and daddy are werkin'......something about mom and dad providin' "day care". Sheesh!!!! Sarge and Duggie
AHEM . . . :book1:
PUPPERS!!! :meme:
. . . You think it's bad now? Just wait until these baby hoomans discover you have two ears AND A TAIL!!!!!
GET A GRIP, SOLDIERS!! THIS IS NO TIME TO PANIC!!!!
General George S. Patton :icon_salut: