:book1: AHEM . . .
Remember to refer to the Dr. Leaky Hurricane/Tornado Rating System:
Tropical Storm - Yorkies blown into next yard. Mini Dachshunds lift their leg and get knocked down.
* Hurricane One - Yorkies become airborne projectiles. Mini dachshunds flatten into ditch and refuse to come. Standards refuse to go outside. Border collies fail to comprehend the fuss.
* Hurricane Two - Yorkies - gone. Mini doxies - gone. Standards - under your bed. Border collies - trying to fetch tree limbs flying by. Dobermans on full alert for windblown burglars. Mastiffs sleeping.
* Hurricane Three - Yorkies - gone. Minis - gone. Standards, house and bed - gone. Border collies - fetching trees becoming problematic. Dobermans - remain on guard duty where front door used to be. Mastiffs - still sleeping in former den.
* Hurricane Four - Yorkies land in Illinois, rescued by local shelter. Minis and standards - last seen up I-95 north of Elkton, Maryland. Border collies - trying to herd zoo animals on loose. Dobermans - on guard for looters at concrete foundation of former home. Mastiffs - staying put in the former den, practicing the L@@K, "I had NOTHING to do with THIS mess!!"
Let's all be extra careful out there.
Dr. Phil Esterhaus Leaky :police:
(Bonus point if you can identify him!)
Replying to this one because it took forever to remember right words to search for it. Also suspect that some members here have not seen it.
Also admit its a bit cheering since in the midwest this is NOT tornado season. Its more like turn into a popsicle in 1-2 minutes outside!! Predicted wind chill in next 24 hours will be down to 25-35 BELOW ZERO.